ANTM Contestants Should Stick To Their Day Jobs

On last night's America's Next Top Model: All-Stars, a very special challenge was presented to the ladies: to audition for a role on CSI, using over-complicated medical jargon that the models will inevitably mispronounce, all for the smug enjoyment of viewers at home. Given how the prize at hand (obtaining the role and actually filming it for TV) was supremely coveted, enough for each of the ladies brought their A-game. But as is to be expected, even the best of their performances were terrible enough inspire serious secondhand embarrassment, whether you've ever watched a crime show or not.


But don't feel bad, Bianca: Neosporin might as well be a medical term.



It's not a total mission impossible. Analeigh (cycle 11) scored a substantial (and adorable) part in Crazy Stupid Love this year.