Another Year Come and Gone and Daniel Craig's Casino Royale Is Still the Only Good Bond Movie

Screenshot via MGM/Columbia Pictures.
Screenshot via MGM/Columbia Pictures.

Over the last 54 years, we’ve had short Bonds and tall Bonds, British Bonds, Scottish Bonds, and even an Asian Bond, for one ill-advised scene at least. But the only Bond that matters (besides your word and I guess the kind issued by the Treasury) is a recent addition to the canon—Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. This movie is literally all about a card game, and it still rules.


“But, but Goldfinger,” you sputter! A fine movie, for idiots who believe you could really suffocate that way. From Russia With Love, you comment below this article, though I will never see it, for I studiously ignore bad opinions. Does Sean Connery slapping a woman spy in the face hold up? “I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman,” he later explained to Playboy. “An openhanded slap is justified–if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I’d do it. I think a man has to be slightly advanced, ahead of the woman.”

That being said, and boy did he say it, I liked the movie he did with Catherine Zeta Jones with the lasers. That was a good movie, but it wasn’t a good Bond movie.

There are 26 Bond movies, and they run the spectrum from okay to fine to Jesus Christ, that was racist.

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You know what will still hold up in 54 years? Casino Royale. Daniel Craig tenderly consoling woman spy Eva Green under a running shower. They’re both dressed in black tie and seconds after getting out, her hair is perfect.

But guess what—she doesn’t need consoling. She’s a fully-developed badass lady spy who’s just as smart and just as funny as Bond. Obviously she dies for it, ensuring the next Craig movie could never top the first. A shrewd decision by the filmmakers to protect the integrity of the piece, I presume.


I don’t profess to know the future, but my friends, I’ll tell you this—no matter what happens in Trump’s America, he can pry my two-disc widescreen edition Casino Royale DVD out of my cold, dead, normal-sized hands.

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what’s everyone’s favorite movies of the year?

i saw jackie the other night and LOVED it. i think it’s my fav. i really liked moonlight and manchester by the sea too. but jackie is my favorite. la la land was good but not incredible. i’m seeing fences tonight