It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman on a book tour must be in want of a flirtation with controversy. The adorable Miss Ann Coulter — of the New York Coulters — is no exception to the rule. The charming and amiable authoress has recently embarked on the publicity tour for Never Trust a Liberal Over Three — Especially a Republican and cannot, no matter the occasion, stop saying the most darling little things.
During a recent parlor conversation with the esteemed ladies of The View, Miss Coulter, who earned a Bachelor of Arts from Cornell University and is an alumna of the Delta Gamma sorority (very accomplished indeed!), voiced her displeasure at the crude and distasteful idea that a female woman could lead our country better than a man could.
Heavens no, stated the unwaivering patriot, twirling her champagne blonde hair around a thin and finely shaped finger. She then, lowering her voice to convey the simply scandalous nature of her words, whispered, “There’s a reason the words bitchy and hysteria come from females.”
Oh, Ann! You are deliciously dangerous!
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