Unsolicited Uterus Update? Angelina Jolie has a new tattoo, so obviously she is pregnant! Or adopting. The new ink is a seventh set of geographical coordinates on her arm. She had six lines of markers there — one for each child — and now, suddenly, a seventh. Some are speculating that Angie is adopting from Haiti. [NYDN, People]
The braintrust at In Touch figured out! Angelina‘s tattoo is coordinates are for Oklahoma, where Brad Pitt was born. [In Touch]
More importantly: Angelina Jolie is in Tunisia, visiting with Libyan refugees. She has already caused a “mini-riot.” The refugees chanted “Angelina Jolie, we want to die for you!” Angie — a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador — was forced to cancel half of her visit for security reasons; the military simply was not prepared. [X17, London Evening Standard]
While all this was going on, Brad Pitt took the kids to see Hop, and also on an Easter Egg hunt. [Us]
Ashley Judd‘s memoir doesn’t just deal with her personal life — she also criticizes hip-hop, “with its rape culture and insanely abusive lyrics and depictions of girls and women as ‘hos.'” She calls most rap and hip-hop “the contemporary soundtrack of misogyny,” and calls out Diddy and Snoop Dogg. Also! Judd writes: “I believe that the social construction of gender — the cultural beliefs and practices that divide the sexes and institutionalize and normalize the unequal treatment of girls and women, privilege the interests of boys and men, and, most nefariously, incessantly sexualize girls and women — is the root cause of poverty and suffering around the world.” [Radar Online, Read an excerpt from her book here.]
More in Midweek Madness, but pregnant Mariah Carey is naked on the cover of Life & Style! [ONTD]
Charlie Sheen‘s Violent Torpedo Of Mood Swings tour was in Cleveland on Tuesday night, and he “killed,” as they say. He wore a Major League-esque Cleveland Indians jersey, led the audience in a chant for Denise Richards (“Fuck that bitch!) and received a standing ovation. God bless America. [TMZ]
The audience in Cleveland had to drink from plastic cups, because management at the venue was so afraid that things would turn ugly, and drinks would be thrown at Sheen. [TMZ]
Chuckles is trademarking 22 of his catchphrases, including “Duh, winning,” “Tiger Blood,” and “Vatican Assassin.” [NYDN, Radar Online]
- Outlets keep reporting that Miley Cyrus is back on Twitter, but she’s already said that she’s not. So does an impersonator have over 150,000 followers? [Digital Spy]
- Vampires may live forever, but love can be fleeting! Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are “on a break.” It’s not you. It’s me. I just don’t care about you. [Mirror]
- Robert Pattinson on the sex scene in Breaking Dawn: “It’s kind of incredible.” [MTV]
- Are you a struggling creative type? Dream of writing a novel? Get depressed: Best-selling author Lauren Conrad has signed a three-book deal with HarperCollins. [Us]
- If you live in Pittsburgh, get ready to spend the summer with Christian Bale! [Post-Gazette]
- Jay-Z and Beyoncé are on celebrating their wedding anniversary (3 years!) on the Abaco Islands in the Caribbean. [Gatecrasher, The Life Files]
- Instead of dreaming up new, shocking ensembles, Lady Gaga is considering just going naked: “That way it’s always in style!” [Contact Music]
- “Victoria Beckham Cried When She Couldn’t Find Her Dream Pram.” [London Evening Standard]
- The Jersey Shore trip to Italy has been delayed, because the production team is facing “serious resistance” from Italian nightclubs. Wise, wise Italians! [Radar Online]
- The Elizabeth Taylor nude photo that caused a hubbub last month is a actually a fake. [Digital Spy]
- NBC’s new show The Voice had better do well — it costs $1.4 million per episode! Those Captain Picard chairs don’t build themselves. [Deadline Hollywood]
- The movie version of Pride And Prejudice And Zombies will be directed by Craig Gillespie, who did Lars And The Real Girl. [Deadline]
- A conversation she had with Heath Ledger inspired Sofia Vergara to get tattooed. [Contact Music]
- Perez Hilton is hosting a “Best Of” Royal Wedding Special on something called Wedding Central. I thee dread, indeed. [Perez]