André Leon Talley To Celebs: Don't Complain About Your Vogue Photos

"You gotta cover, you eat it, you say it's fabulous. You don't like your twitch or your twisted lip, it's fine. You're on the Vogue cover." Yes, you will take your Photoshop, bizarre makeup choices, and you will like it.

Do you hear that, Gwyneth? Just because Vogue gave you a robot head floating somewhere above your neck, you may not complain.

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Yes, Anne Hathaway. Change. We can change your face into some arrangement of features we prefer. And you can't say boo. Isn't it just dandy?

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Conservatives estimates place the number of individual alterations made to this photo-collage at around 9,999.

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American Vogue has a long and storied tradition of going to great lengths to make perfectly handsome celebrities look awful. Clearly Talley has no problem with that.

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Earlier: Fug Girls: Vogue's Bad Styling Of Hollywood Starlets

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Maybe a better decision is to not empower/encourage these magazines in the first place by loaning them your image? You cannot be a woman in the 21st century, interested enough in fashion, and not know what Vogue does to its models. It's kinda like getting mad that you're being made fun of at your own roast.