Illustration for article titled An Excerpt From emPride and Prejudice and Zombies/em

"…She saw Mrs. Long struggle to free herself as two female dreadfuls bit into her head, cracking her skull like a walnut, and sending a shower of dark blood spouting as high as the chandeliers." [NPR]


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I just DO NOT GET the cult obsession with zombies. Zombies are so...mindless. (Not like vampires — now there's a fictional creature of darkness worth obsessing about.)

I think I'll stick with Original Recipe P&P, thank you very much.