New reports suggest
Lindsay Lohan has still learned nothing from the plight of
Amy Winehouse. Linds went out on Saturday night and while she only ordered juice for herself, she was spotted taking sips of other people’s drinks and doing shots. “By 2 am, she could barely stand. She was trying to stabilize herself on the chairs. Then she made it over to the curtains and hung on them. The manager saw this and went over and helped her stand up,” says an eyewitness. “She was really nice to the manager. She kept saying, ‘Thank you. All my friend left me.’ Then she picked up her phone and started screaming ‘Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?'” Yes, it’s totally legal for Lindsay to drink now, though that doesn’t make it a great idea. [
Radar]
But maybe she wasn’t drinking after all.
Lindsay insists, “Reports of me being intoxicated and not even able to stand are nothing but absurd.” A friend adds, “Lindsay walked out of the party fine and she never once couldn’t stand up by herself. It’s strange how someone can come up with such detailed lies.” [
TMZ]
A source says
Lindsay haz a sad because she’s only being offered tawdry film roles: “Almost all of them have been B-movie roles which require some element of nudity. Lindsay wants to prove herself as a serious actress. She’s desperate for a role that puts her back on the map in Hollywood but she wants to expose her acting talent – nothing else – if possible.” [
Showbiz Spy]
That dude standing next to you at Comic-Con in a smelly
Sesame Street costume may have been
Justin Timberlake. To preserve his anonymity while roaming the dealer’s floor with an
Esquire writer, they dressed in Bert and Ernie costumes. [
N.Y. Mag]
- World-renouned
DJ ridiculous person Pauly D will be “performing” with Britney Spears in some capacity for six dates of her Femme Fatale concert next month. [Us]
- Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal were in Hawaii this weekend for their father’s wedding to filmmaker Kathleen Man. Check out the cute shot of the family wearing leis. [Us]
- The first shot of Denise Richards‘ daughter Eloise Joni reveals that she’s a total cutie pie. [Radar]
- Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver‘s son Patrick Tweeted yesterday that his brother Christopher is “doing a lot better” after his boogie board accident. [E!]
- This fall James Franco will reprise the role of Franco on General Hospital, our favorite of his many befuddling artistic endeavors. [N.Y. Mag]