Have you ever looked into a cat's litter box and thought, "Sure, cat litter is great, but why can't it be more edible?!"? I haven't, but rather than attributing this to the fact that eating cat litter is absolutely revolting, I'll blame my oversight on my not being much of a cat person. Maybe this is something you cat people think of all the time and who am I to tell you you're wrong? I'm nobody, that's who.
If eating cat litter is something that you're interested in, but the idea of actually ingesting piss-soaked sand and cat shit makes you want to vomit (like I just did), the effervescent/constantly charming Amy Sedaris has a solution for you! It involves walnuts, cocoa and 100 Grand bars, so that it has all of the aesthetic perks of eating cat litter with none of the terrible flavor.