It takes two or more people to participate in a conversation, but sometimes that conversation isn’t worth listening to that deeply, right?

Which is why Amy Schumer created a service called ListenAlert for boring people to talk endlessly about nothing to someone who pretends to care, whether it’s a convo about fibromyalgia or juice cleansing.

The only thing that would make this skit better is if it were automated operators.


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