Kanzi understands 450 words, "speaks" with humans via computer, and is the subject of a book. Clearly, the next step to superstardom is Oprah; we hope she actually lets this guest get some words in in before she starts interrupting.
So Kanzi, you're the subject of a book! How do you feel about that?
*Kanzi pokes computer*: Indifferent. Plot uninspired.
I don't get it....it's not a work of...*Kanzi taps quickly on computer*: Kanzi unimpressed with show. Need new format.
Well, we're kind of in our last sea...*Kanzi lunges at Oprah*