A matronly, 29-year old Amanda Seyfried thinks you younguns need to lay off the 'Grammin'.
Reports Us Weekly:
"[Younger people] spend the entire day on Instagram, and they also take pictures of themselves and post them all the time with a veiled brag," she told Us Weekly. "It's sad."
Boastful, egocentric dogs featured frequently in Seyfried's account, though, are cool, as is "hip" Taylor Swift's Instagram account.
Heidi Montag wore some sort of athletic tape on her arm to a premiere, which she describes as "cool" but I think serves as an awkward distraction for the fact that she probably should have worn a strapless bra under that tank top. Medical tape, though: great way to get sympathy from onlookers after you've donated blood and/or had a doctor appointment and your arm is all swabbed up with gauze. [Us Weekly]
Sad news in the Dion-Angélil household: Celine's husband of 14 years, René, has advanced throat cancer and has to be fed through a feeding tube.
"The fans, they know," said Dion in a tearful interview with Good Morning America. "I'm an open book." Wishing the family a speedy and healthful recovery. [Yahoo!]
•Dina Lohan, "fixer" extraordinaire, is Patti Stanger's latest conquest on Millionaire Matchmaker. [Radar]
•Ellen Page has hit her style stride post-coming out and girl looks good in a suit. [E!]
•Emma Stone, too, loves menswear, thanks to stylist Petra Flannery. [Belfast Telegraph]
•Simmering beef: not necessarily what's for dinner, if you're vegan and all, but there's definitely shit brewing between Rob and Kim "The Puppet Master" Kardashian. [Radar]
•Not weird that Rihanna called Jennifer Lopez a "MILF," but weird, kind of, that she said it at the premiere of a movie where she played her daughter. [E!]
•Jay Z is making (more) moves to take over every facet of the music industry. [Engadget]
•Iggy Azalea and her big-ish (I guess? I never really noticed) fake boobs are not into keeping secrets, so don't get it twisted. [Yahoo!]
•Taylor Swift is going to be a godmother to Jaime King's kid and it's just a matter of time before baby lust will make its way into her lyrics, I bet. [Us Weekly]
•More baby news: Naya Rivera is still pregnant, ICYWW. [Us Weekly]
•Tom Ford + George Clooney = yes, please. [The Hollywood Reporter]
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