On Friday morning, man perpetually waking up from a five-hour nap Ben Carson endorsed former rival Donald Trump. The endorsement took place at a Trump-owned country club in Florida. Heartwarming! And also, while we’re here, a very good time to look back on all the nice things Donald Trump has said about his newest backer.
The Washington Post reports that Carson endorsed Trump by calling him thoughtful and “cerebral,” forcing us to consider anew that this is a man who has performed brain surgery on children. Trump said, without elaboration, that Carson will play a “big, big part” in the campaign. Carson also recently took a new job with My Faith Votes, where he’ll try to convince good Christians to vote for people like his good friend Donald Trump.