|
Rank
|
Name
|
Pro
|
Con
|
|
29 |
Nick Nolte (1992)
|
???
|
Publicly admits to drinking own pee
|
|
28 |
Mel Gibson (1985)
|
Was kinda hot in Mad Max (1 and 2)
|
Raving anti-Semite who cheated on the mother of his children
|
|
27 |
Adam Levine (2013)
|
Supportive coach on
The Voice
|
Looks how Axe Body Spray smells.
|
|
26 |
Tom Cruise (1990)
|
Used to be cool
|
Is now crazy
|
|
25 |
Mark Harmon (1986)
|
I’d still hit it.
|
Now known as "that dude from that cop show old people like."
|
|
24 |
Ryan Reynolds (2010)
|
Symmetrical
|
Like masturbating to the color beige
|
|
23 |
Harry Hamlin (1987)
|
Fun fact to note while watching
Mad Men
|
Is now married to the thirstiest
Real Housewife.
|
|
22 |
Harrison Ford (1998)
|
Was really hot in 1978
|
Now, very cranky
|
|
21 |
Jude Law (2004)
|
Symmetrical
|
Boffed the nanny
|
|
20 |
Matthew McConaughey (2005)
|
Rust Cohle
|
This was Pre-McConassaince. What was
People thinking.
|
|
19 |
Matt Damon (2007)
|
Cool guy
|
Kind of seem embarrassed to have won it. Yes I read the article.
|
|
18 |
Bradley Cooper (2011)
|
Great actor
|
Surely there were sexier men alive in 2011.
|
|
17 |
Sean Connery (1989)
|
The handsomest Bond.
|
Hits women.
|
|
16 |
Hugh Jackman (2008)
|
Affable…
|
… in a college a cappella star sort of way.
|
|
15 |
George Clooney (2006)
|
Handsome guy
|
By ’06, Clooney was at Peak Smarm.
|
|
14 |
Ben Affleck (2002)
|
In 2002, he was kind of a C-level prick, and I dig that.
|
Gradually became a stock photo of a dad.
|
|
13 |
Richard Gere (1999)
|
Great silver fox head of hair
|
Peak Gere happened
way earlier in the 90’s.
|
|
12 |
Johnny Depp (2009)
|
Bathes in the Fountain of Youth.
|
Dresses like he hasn’t bathed in weeks.
|
|
11 |
Chris Hemsworth (2014)
|
Have you seen
Thor?
|
Have you seen
Idris Elba?
|
|
10 |
Channing Tatum (2012)
|
Magic Mike.
|
Name is actually a captcha.
|
|
9
|
Brad Pitt (2000)
|
Jawline |
He had blonde highlights in the year 2000 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁
|
| 8 |
Pierce Brosnan (2001)
|
Accent
|
Always imagined him to be afraid of bugs. Like, really afraid of bugs.
|
|
7
|
Johnny Depp (2003)
|
Before Depp set off to make himself unrecognizable in every movie role, he was pretty handsome.
|
Now he is literally a Tim Burton figurine. 2003 Johnny Depp is a bittersweet memory. |
| 6 |
Richard Gere (1993)
|
PEAK GERE ALERT PEAK GERE ALERT
|
Only able to make one facial expression at this point in his career.
|
|
5
|
George Clooney (1997)
|
PEAK CLOONEY ALERT PEEK CLOONEY ALERT
|
Broke so many hearts. |
| 4 |
Denzel Washington (1996)
|
Ageless, classy as hell
|
Not a Denzel con, but a People con. How has there only been one non-white Sexiest Man Alive?
|
| 3 |
Brad Pitt (1995)
|
1995 Brad Pitt is sex.
|
The goatee.
|
| 2 |
Patrick Swayze (1991)
|
Great dude, by all accounts. |
No longer alive. 🙁
|
| 1 |
John F. Kennedy, Jr. (1988)
|
Handsome. |
No longer alive. 🙁
|
