On Wednesday night’s episode, Meyers asked Offerman how Parks and Recreation character Ron Swanson would handle a coronavirus outbreak. Even though Ron Swanson neither exists nor is a particularly good metric by which to gauge correct human behavior, Offerman indulged the late-night host, explaining:

“I don’t think he would necessarily notice. But if he did, Leslie [Knope] would probably send him a missive or some sort of message and he’d just take his family to one of his cabins in the woods where he was heading anyway and they would just enjoy some fishing and some items from his garden until things blew over.”

Does Nick Offerman know he just wrote fanfiction—and worse, coronavirus fan fiction—on national television? Probably not. Still, if you are a publicist, and reading this currently, I implore you to beg your clients to keep their mouths shut! [ET]

Presley Gerber compared his face tattoo to being trans. [Hollywood Life]

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