Alert God: Jesus Found In Frying Pan

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Two things about this picture: 1. Is it just me or could this dude be cute if he didn't look so awkward? 2. He is clearly skilled at grease-painting - but not so much at making bacon. [Mirror]

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PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop

The pig is my breakfast;

I shall indeed eat.

It maketh me to sit down at the breakfast table, it leadeth me to the Mr. Coffee Machine.

Bacon restoreth my soul: it leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for breakfast's sake.

Yea, though I walk to the subway on my way to work, I will fear no evil: for my bacon art with me; my pig and my coffee, they comfort me.

I preparest a table before me in the presence of my appetite: I anointest my toast with butter; my coffee cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will eat in the house of bacon for ever.