Affectionate Lion Cubs Will Make Your Pets Seem Tawdry and Boring

Unless you’re a ogre (and if you are, that’s completely fine, you do you), you can’t look at a lion cub without feeling that little instinctual twang to smother it with cuddles. But two lion cubs?? Rolling around, batting each other playfully?? This is the sort of irresistible propaganda dictators use to climb the ranks of power. A careful analysis of this video will almost certainly reveal a subliminal message urging all viewers to dismantle the credit system and abandon all democratic ideals. Not that it matters — democracy is way less important than guaranteed lion-cub access.


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Are pets something that can be tawdry? I'm sure Doug uses thesaurus toilet paper.