Russian speed skater Olga Graf was so excited after she won bronze in the 3,000-meter... [how excited was she?] Well, she was so excited that she started to unzip her bodysuit on the ice, forgetting for a brief moment that she wasn't wearing anything underneath. She told the AP, "I totally forgot [that she wasn't wearing anything underneath]. We have very good suits and they are very tight. … You just want to breathe and you want to take off your suit."
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