Adorable, Lazy Dire Wolf Will Not be Trained by Jon Snow

“Asian Jon Snow”, one of the best and most accurately mournful costumes this holiday season, is amazing. Simply amazing. The only life-form better than him is his extremely uncooperative dire wolf.

Jon Snow just wants to get his adorable animal-friend to howl when he says “winter is coming”; adorable animal friend only wants to look cute, lick his crotch, and pee on the floor. It’s the age-old struggle between man and beast.