Adorable Female CEO Thinks God Doesn't Want a Woman President

There is a sweet little lady in Dallas, Texas who feels the American presidency is not made for women because of our hormones. Heaven knows what we’d do if presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton was suffering a hot flash while negotiating with someone like Prime Minister Netanyahu, she may start World War III!


On Sunday, Cheryl Rios, CEO of a company called Go Ape Marketing—cool name, sweetheart—posted on Facebook, you know, just the values closest to her heart, according to ABC News.

“If this happens — I am moving to Canada,” Rios’ post read. “There is NO need for her as she is not the right person to run our country — but more importantly a female shouldn’t be president. Let the haters begin . . . but with the hormones we have there is no way we should be able to start a war. Yes I run my own business and I love it and I am great at it BUT that is not the same as being the President, that should be left to a man, a good, strong, honorable man.”


Penises do have a way of making better decisions, don’t they? Just look at … one of them?

Unfathomably, people read her declaration and went ape on Rios because they didn’t understand that she was ... friends with Christ. From her Twitter account:

Will say this and leave it at that. I believe in what I believe. In this great country we are allowed our own opinions. Mine may be something you don’t agree with, and so be it. I am old fashioned, I am Christian and believe what I have said.

I didn’t say that women should be abused, or that they are stupid or can’t be lawyers, doctors or run successful businesses, I fully know and support that they can as I have done that. I mentioned one position only the Head of our government, the Head of State, the Commander in Chief, the President.

With that, please stop the nastiness as it wasn’t meant in that light. Peace, Love and Happiness.

Y’all leave Cheryl alone now, Jesus knows her heart.

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Ken Yadiggit, Adios

There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.