Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. Your boyfriend joins Jim Carrey as Santa, and Eva Mendes — wait a second: they're starring in online parody videos together now? — as his ...wife. Well, I was going end this by saying, "Merry Christmas to me!" but now that Eva has positioned herself as Ryan Gosling's actual, real-life girlfriend, all I can muster up is a "Bah Humbug." Still, this video is worth watching to see Gosling in a Santa hat alone.
Dammit. I'm going to have to wait until I'm not at work to watch this, because if it's half as good as the others in this series, I'll be laughing a little too loudly.
I love Drunk History! My favorite is the one about Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass.