A Miley Cyrus Nude Concert Is the Most Miley Idea Ever

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Free the Nipple activist Miley Cyrus is possibly planning a concert where she and the entire crowd would be naked. Naturally, milk is involved.

This birthday suit show would be part of Miley’s upcoming tour with her friends The Flaming Lips, in support of her new, free album, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz. Frontman Wayne Coyne teased the idea in an Instagram post with the caption:

Oh f—k..!!! @mileycyrus is planning a show where her, the band ( us ) and the audience are all COMPLETELY naked with milk ( well white stuff that looks like milk) is being being spewed everywhere .. It’s a video ( in the works) for #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz song The Milky Milky Milk...


Who wants to go? I’m assuming that contracts would be necessary, to account for all the lawsuits that would naturally stem from such a disease fiesta—ringworm, pinkeye, Scabies, lice, etc., are among the take-home souvenirs.

Miley has yet to confirm the news or provide further details—including, for example, “why.”

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My problems with this aren’t about the nudity because of “OH GOD NAKED PEOPLE” reasons, they are purely logistical. Is the venue providing lockers to store clothes?? Or is everyone just expected to bring a backpack or whatever? AND if I can’t slip my credit card and ID into my pocket, I guess that means I have to take my purse up the bar with me? I HATE THAT.

Guess I’m staying home then.

ETA: And the MILK. Would we be provided showers aftwerward?? Won’t there be a stench?? Is it fake milk???