A woman in Manchester, UK, tried to order at the drive-thru window at McDonald's, but was denied. The problem? She was on horseback. Clearly in the midst of a Big Mac Attack (so hungry she could eat a horse?), the woman was undeterred: She decided to enter the restaurant and order at the counter. And she took the horse with her.

Unfortunately, the horse got a little too comfortable in the fast food establishment. As the BBC News (hahaha) reports:

The woman then led the animal inside, where it "ended up doing his business on the floor", a Greater Manchester Police (GMP) spokesman said.

Haaaaay! Make your McDonald's-is-horseshit jokes now, please.

But wait: There's more!

Greater Manchester Police said: "The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members."


Why yes, a pile of hot fresh manure might put one off one's Quarter Pounder. No doubt.

Interestingly enough, this woman was not alone:

A girl riding a pony also went through the McDonald's 'drive-thru' with the woman.


I don't know, man, I feel like if you crave Mickey D, you ought to be able to enter the drive thru by car, train, plane, tractor, horse, camel or unicycle. That said, now we know the answer to the question "Can you order from horseback at a McDonald's drive through?" and it is: Neigh.

[BBC News]

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