A Helpful Outline of All the Ways That Alan Dershowitz Sucks
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Alan Dershowitz, the former Harvard law professor and the friend and attorney of convicted pedophile and alleged rapist and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, has a long history of defending extremely bad men and promoting disgusting views about rape, which the New Yorker’s Connie Bruck has helpfully laid out in a wide-ranging profile that reminds us all of how much Dershowitz sucks.
Where to begin? Let’s start with this telling anecdote from 1980, in which Dershowitz dismissed the concerns of undergraduate women at Harvard about a planned screening of the porn film Deep Throat at their dorm (emphasis my own), not long after lead Linda Lovelace wrote a memoir that claimed her husband had coerced her at gunpoint to star in the movie:
Four years earlier, Dershowitz had represented Harry Reems, the movie’s male star, who had been convicted of conspiring to transport an obscene film across state lines. Dershowitz saw the suppression of “Deep Throat” as a violation of free speech. He was also not convinced that Lovelace’s performance was coerced. In “The Best Defense,” he recalls asking Reems about her claims. Reems, he wrote, “laughed and said, ‘Are you kidding? . . . She was really into it.’”
After young women at Quincy House asked police to prevent the screening, Dershowitz maintained that a fundamental liberty was at stake. “If there is anything more obnoxious to a civil libertarian than the punishment of speech after it has taken place, it is the issuance of a prior injunction to prevent speech in the first place,” he wrote. Dershowitz argued in various places, including a monthly column he wrote for Penthouse, that “radical feminists” were using Lovelace to advance an “all-out war against pornography.” When a crowd of viewers and protesters gathered in front of Quincy House for the screening, he told them, “Feminist fascists are no better than any other kinds of fascists.”
And here’s another telling anecdote from his time at Harvard: after the Harvard Revue cruelly spoofed an article titled “A Postmodern Feminist Legal Manifesto” published posthumously by Mary Joe Frug, a professor at New England Law who had been murdered shortly before her article was published, professors at Harvard were outraged and wrote a letter blasting the law school’s “sexism and misogyny.” Dershowitz, naturally, defended the students who had described the stand-in for Frug as the “Rigor-Mortis Professor of Law,” and in a column for the Los Angeles Times, described the response as a “witch hunt.” “The overreaction to the spoof is a reflection of the power of women and blacks to define the content of what is politically correct and incorrect on college and law school campuses,” he wrote, according to the New Yorker, adding, “Radical feminists can accuse all men of being rapists, and radical African-Americans can accuse all whites of being racists, without fear of discipline or rebuke.”
Dershowitz, according to several of his former Harvard students cited by the New Yorker, just loved defending men accused of rape, and would regularly bring up the issue in his classes. Bruck notes that in Dershowitz’s book Contrary to Popular Opinion, he “included a list of cases in which women acknowledged having made false accusations of rape,” arguing that “it is precisely because rape is so serious a crime that falsely accusing someone of rape should be regarded as an extremely serious crime as well. Imagine yourself or a ‘loved one’ being falsely accused of raping a woman!” His views seemed to go beyond merely the principle that everyone accused of a crime deserves legal representation. One of his former students told Bruck, “In Dershowitz’s view, men who are accused of rape, there has got to be a defense.” She added: “He had convoluted ways of thinking about how men could misinterpret lack of consent. And it wasn’t relegated to when we were speaking about a rape case. Wherever we were on the syllabus, he would bring it up.”
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