Like it or not, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a cultural archetype that we're stuck with and, furthermore, it's a cultural archetype that real life women are attempting to emulate. Maybe you know some of these wide-eyed, whimsy monsters. Maybe they're your friends and loved ones. Maybe you're one yourself, which leads us to this โ€” what do you buy a Manic Pixie Dream Girl for the holidays? Hair bows? A bag of dreams? An old timey printing press? Spill your MPDG suggestions in the discussion below and I'll reward you with this Cat Stevens song.