Vampire Dog Might Be the Biggest Missed Opportunity in Movie History

Don’t bother incredulously checking IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes to verify that Vampire Dog is, in fact, a real movie, and that Norm Macdonald is, in fact, the voice of Fang (the titular character, in case there was any confusion). A few things you’ll notice about Fang/Vampire Dog right away: he can go out during the day, he seems to eat blood-colored foods (like Jell-O) rather than actual blood, and he’s being pursued by a Debi Mazar-esque villain, because Vampire Dog is nothing if not aware of the rich genre tradition of dog movies. But aren’t vampire dogs really just werewolves?? Sadly, it doesn’t seem like the movie will explore the vampire dog/werewolf hierarchy too thoroughly.

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