Good Christian Woman Beats Pastor in the Head with Bible

63-year-old Ina Garrett of Selmer, Tennessee was recently arrested on assault charges after hitting the pastor of her church over the head with a bible following his refusal of her request that he leave his position. Garrett has admitted to her rather violent usage of the Good Book, claiming she did it because the pastor’s “got the demon in him.” The pastor, however, claims that Garrett assaulted him following his request that she and several other members of the congregation leave the service lest he call the sheriff. Who knows who’s right in this case? Hard to tell who’s right in this case. Like they say, “Only God can judge me for beating another person in the head with a spiritual text.”

[Joe. My. God.]