In this week's TV roundup, RuPaul's Drag Race loses a fan favorite, New Girl invents a new drinking game, Glee does Goyte and the First Lady has a go at Stephen Colbert.

1.) Latrice Royale sashays away from RuPaul's Drag Race.
Sob! It's all up to you now, Sharon Needles!

2.) The Daily Show's first annual Faith-Off
In the cultural war between Easter and Passover, Easter is winning. Mainly because of Captain Planet.

3.) That show you no longer watch covered that song you can't wait to no longer hear.
But they sound nice. And, hey, Matt Bomer!

4.) Speaking of Glee, Cory Monteith discussed his limited dance moves on Conan.
Tiny dancing!

5.) Dawson Leery is back on Don't Trust the B— In Apartment 23.
I was always more a Pacey girl myself, but whatever floats your boat.

6.) John Slattery talks onion water and modeling to Rihanna with Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon.
Roger Sterling dancing, ladies and gentlemen.

7.) Britta has a carny ex boyfriend named Blade and no one is surprised.
"Somethings are funny because they make no sense and that is not one of them."

8.) Lena Dunham cannot master the art of the sext.
Cut your losses, Lena. You still have your critically acclaimed movie and upcoming TV show working for you.

9.) Be honest. How many of you are going to try and master New Girl's "True American" this weekend?
It's 90% drinking with a loose Candyland structure.

10.) The First Lady stops by the Colbert Report.
How does sitting down with Stephen compare to guesting on iCarly?

Bonus: Here's part two of the Michelle Obama interview.