In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Carnie Wilson farts on The Talk, Snooki burps on The Insider, and Anderson Cooper is no longer closeted.

1.) Carnie Wilson farts.
This week, when appearing on The Talk, Carnie farted. No one heard it, but she fessed up anyway.

2.) Snooki burps.
While discussing how cultured and well-traveled she is now, Snooki belched in the middle of her interview on The Insider.

3.) Ronnie's situation.
It's way better than The Situation's situation.

4.) Anderson Cooper is gay.
And even though he hasn't explicitly said it, and even though we've all kinda known for a long time anyway, this edition of The RidicuList was basically an acknowledgment of something that was previously just an unspoken understanding.

5.) Phyllis Diller.

6.) I don't think you know what you're saying.
This week, one of the male contestants on Bachelor Pad put his foot in his mouth when he said that his intentions were "get off" Jake Pavelka, and get him off quickly.

7.) The Jewish Elvis.
Apparently there is someone known as the Jewish Elvis in the Orthodox community and he's created a sort of creepy song and music video in memorial for Leiby Kletzky, the 8-year-old Brooklyn boy who was kidnapped and murdered this summer.

8.) "Angry Pageant Mom."
The descriptors on Toddlers & Tiaras have gotten really real.

9.) Mike Tyson explains yo-yo-ing weight.
He used to be a fat cokehead, is all.

10.) Back to the future.
This week on Hoarders, when cleaning out the garage, the cleanup crew found a DeLorean buried beneath trash and clutter.