Kid Outs School Secretary As Porn Star; Both Are Suspended

A 14-year-old boy got a secretary at his school suspended when he revealed that she was moonlighting as a porn star. Then he, too, got suspended for his trouble.

Apparently the young Quebec City scholar recognized the actress, who works under the nom de guerre of Samantha Ardente, in a film entitled Serial Abusers 2. He approached her at school and requested an autograph. Ardente declined and begged for his discretion in the matter. Instead, he set up a Facebook page “complete with a racy photo of her in her undies.” Not shockingly, this went viral within Etchemins Secondary School, causing Ardente to come clean with her bosses. Suspensions ensued.

As if we needed further proof that online discretion is necessary in a school environment. Even if you’re not a full-fledged adult performer. The only surprising thing about this is that it took 2 years for Ardente’s second career to come to light. Anyway, their fates are pending.