In this clip, The Onion reports on the efforts to treat those injured by the simultaneous release of 34 unbearably cheesy rom-coms from Sony's Katherine Heigl vault.

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Hopefully, the studio will also release a warning the next time a Nicolas Cage revenge movie featuring supernatural elements and/or a car chase is unleashed on the public.

In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once [The Onion]