Lindsay Lohan will be in court today, and could be sentenced and sent into custody on the spot. Stay tuned! [Radar Online]
This says Lindsay has officially rejected the plea deal offered by the Los Angeles District Attorney. LL wants zero jail time; the DA was seeking six months; the judge said he would sentence her to a minimum of 60 days, but likely not longer than 90 days. Now what? [Radar Online]

Out magazine asked Britney: "What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?" Ms. Spears answered: "I only have eyes for men." She will not slide her Kinsey scale for you people! Images of Brit, including tattooed crotch/hip area, at the link. [NYDN]

LOL, National Enquirer, you so crazy. "Brad & Angie's Kids Turn VIOLENT!" Shiloh doesn't quite have her demonic face down yet, she needs to practice in the mirror. God, how I wish they would all star in a musical comedy about a motley, rag-tag crew of tiny pickpockets! Consider yourself at home. [CeleBitchy]
Do we like Brad Pitt's mafia hair do? Do we think it is, indeed, badass? [INF]

  • Ke$ha was seen "practucally fornicating" with Calvin Harris at a Rihanna concert in Australia. I thought she was busy working on unicorn porn, but maybe this is part of her research. [Contact Music]
  • Lady Gaga backed out of her deal with Target, and the retailer has issued a statement which reads: "We were very surprised and disappointed by the statements made by Lady Gaga's organization related to her partnership with Target… Target remains committed to the LGBT community as demonstrated by our contributions to various LGBT organizations, our recently established Policy Committee to review our political giving and our respectful, inclusive workplace environment." [NYDN]
  • Re: Lady Gaga walking away from the deal, E!'s Mark Malkin writes, "I'm told Target has refused to promise that it would never donate to a political candidate or group believed to be antigay." [E!]
  • Um, I don't know what Joan Rivers's new show is all about, but apparently there's a scene in which she gets waterboarded by her grandson. "Cooper and his friends were the cutest little infidels that I've ever seen," she said later. [Pop Eater]
  • New feud brewing: Simon Cowell vs. Elton John. [Page Six]
  • Eva Longoria's restaurant: Closed. [TMZ]
  • Rob Lowe and Charlie Sheen were classmates at Santa Monica High! [Gatecrasher]
  • Rob Lowe is not, repeat not, replacing Chuckles on Two And A Half Men. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Chuckles is short on cash, guys. [Pop Eater]
  • Charlie Sheen is sorry he called Jon Cryer a troll. And he should be! No one talks about Duckie Dale that way. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Charlie Sheen: "I'm Not Ashamed Of Anything." [x17]
  • The "tiger blood" Charlie Sheen has been sipping is actually mangosteen juice. [TMZ]
  • Dr. Drew thinks Charlie Sheen should be held on a 5150 — hospitalization against his will for 72-hour treatment and evaluation. [ET]
  • Despite what's been reported in the weekly tabloids, LeAnn Rimes is not doing a reality show with her fiancé, Eddie Cibiran. She Tweeted: "I don't know how many times I have to say Eddie and I would never do a reality show about our lives." Good. Because we don't know how many times we have to say it, but we will not watch it. [People]
  • Check out this old picture of Kim Kardashian, Gaby Hoffman and Nicole Richie when they were kids! [Radar Online]
  • Nick Cannon's brother was arrested on Wednesday. [ET]
  • Mia Wasikowska on filming Jane Eyre: "I remember precisely that, on day two, I got hypothermia, but it was okay. It was very, very cold. It was hard enough in regular clothes, let alone with fake rain and soggy period costumes." [Contact Music]
  • Log Ladies! Let's hang out in the David Lynch online music store! [Moviefone]
  • "I can say in all honesty that being pregnant, working with the kind of people I work with and being this businesswoman has been a really wonderful, drama-free time in my life." — Rachel Zoe. [Digital Spy]