Waiting for Forever is "a Hollywood-set romantic tale of a guy who is content to live his life without a job yet with the love of his life, a young actress." The premiere was a tale of strange clothes.

On the plus side, this is like a Stevie Nicks-Don Henley duet come to vibrant life.

Jane Seymour demonstrates the tried-and-true bombshell uniform. I mean, the woman was a Bond girl!

What's a better accessory, Blythe Danner's jaunty flower, or the Bilson-Sturbridge stole?

Edyta Sliwinska gives us little credit for imagination, it must be said.

Charlotte Ross maybe had a mother like mine who insisted on dressing her in gender-neutral androgynous clothing. Now she's making up for it.

I'm kind of worried about what will happen to all this faux leopard when this year's over. Will thrift stores just be a sea of fake pelts? Or will it become the "classic" the ladymags have always claimed?

How do we feel about booties with a strapless romper? No, really, tell me. Anna Trebunskaya has me stumped.

In the spirit of generosity (see: "Leather and Lace," above) Janelle Ortiz's shoes match her...stole?

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