Someone needs to explain to some people the difference between movies and real life: journalists were asking Michael Douglas for his opinion on the current financial crisis because 20 years ago he starred as ruthless businessman Gordon Gekko in a movie called Wall Street. "My name is not Gordon," Douglas says. "He's a character I played 20 years ago." • Helena Bonham Carter chauffeuring her kids via bicycle built for three: the cuteness. • Right after Jerry Maguire came out in 1996, Renee Zellweger says she found two lumps in her breast, but they turned out to be benign tumors. Whew! [AP, TMZ, The Sun]