Ali Lohan is on the cover of a magazine called Supermodels Unlimited. It looks like something she made with Photoshop in her basement. • Jessica Simpson tells People that Tony Romo is the "love of my life." Has she learned nothing about the curse of blabbing to magazines about her love life? She's totes gonna have egg on her face when they break up next week. • Portia DeRossi will star in a new show this fall called Better Off Ted. Let's hope the show is better off than the title! [Dlisted, People, Just Jared]