Helen Mirren says she's happy that an uncut version of the raunchy 1979 fuckfest Caligula will finally be released. According to Dame Helen, the film has an "irresistible mix of art and geni­tals." • Porn magnate Jenna Jameson confirms that she is prego with her first child, courtesy of boyfriend, mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz. She tells Us, "Yes, I can confirm I'm pregnant. It's still early, so I'm being cautious. I'm resting as much as possible." • Everybody's knocked up today! Charlie Sheen's wife, real estate investor Brooke Mueller, are expecting their first rugrat. "Unless I bat 100%," Sheen tells Us, "Perhaps a boy awaits us." He has two girls from his previous, horrendously ended marriage to Denise Richards. [Mirror, Us, Us]