Tori Spelling's C-section was scheduled to begin at 11 am, PST. So her baby girl should be born right about…now. Donna Martin Procreates! • Alanis Morissette says she's "really happy" for ex Ryan Reynolds and his new fiancée Scarlett Johansson. That sounds like it's about 45% bullshit. • Apparently Robert Downey Jr. partially attributes his sobriety to a harrowing trip to Burger King five years ago when he was holding a ton of "dope". "I have to thank Burger King," Downey said. "It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." After the burger he dumped all his drugs in the ocean and has been clean ever since. [Star, People, Dlisted]