5 Ways Of Looking At "Sarah Palin Feminism"
LatestBy now you’ve heard that Sarah Palin’s making noise about a “new, conservative feminist movement,” a tent big enough to include“Tea Party feminism”, “pro-life feminism” and “real feminism” as embodied by the likes of Liz Cheney and Michelle Malkin.
All this would hardly merit more than a quick Inigo Montoya impression, if not for the fact that people won’t quit trying to make the idea of Sarah Palin Feminism happen. And if the fringe right has taught us anything over the last few years, it’s that the more the media takes your horseshit seriously, the more people start to forget that you’re completely disingenuous and/or out of your friggin’ mind.
So fine, let’s take an old, liberal feminist look at this concept before it gets too much more traction. Five looks, in fact.
Look 1: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
In a series that begins with “anti-choice feminism,” “Tea Party feminism,” and “Sarah Palin feminism,” what comes next? “Phyllis Schlafly feminism?” “Patriarchal feminism?” “He-Man Woman Hater Feminism?” I mean, how long until the Washington Post publishes a “feminist” argument for repealing the 19th Amendment (there’s no truly pro-woman party anyway, don’t you know?), or widening the pay gap (so more men can be sole breadwinners again and more women can freely choose to stay home) or, I don’t know, reclaiming the word “chattel”?
As it is, these “conservative feminists” are erecting so many straw feminists to define themselves against, all of America should be protected from crows who are insecure about their masculinity for generations to come. To hear these women tell it, those of us who were using the word before it was cool (see Look 5) are not only anti-men, anti-motherhood, and obsessed with abortion, we are now also anti-woman. “In fact,” writes Lori Ziganto at Hot Air, “they are diametrically opposed to feminism, by it’s very definition, because their entire agenda is actually harmful to women.” (Did you know there was one handy link to the entire feminist agenda? I did not!) “This is why I now call them Femogynists and I’m taking the term feminist back.”
So, supporters of the old-fashioned, liberal feminist agenda should now be called… pro-woman in two languages? OK, I’ll take it. We might want to hang onto “femogynists,” even, just in case people like Ziganto do manage to “take back” a word they never wanted anything to do with before. And as a preemptive strike, perhaps we on the left should coin a neologism to describe self-identified feminists who oppose a Femogynist Agenda that promotes women’s right to bodily autonomy; that supports comprehensive, truthful sex education and access to affordable, reliable contraception; that seeks full equality for women of color, poor women, gay women, transwomen, disabled women, immigrant women, childfree women and atheist women (not to mention hairy women, angry women, women who just can’t find a man and women who favor comfortable walking shoes) just as much as white, conservative, Christian mothers; and that expects a government that’s ostensibly of the people, for the people and by the people to, you know, act like it. There really should be a word for people who find such an agenda abhorrent — something like “misfeminist,” maybe?
No, wait, I’ve got it! “Misogynist.” That makes much more sense. Make sure you credit me when you use that one.
Look 2: Who gets to define feminism, anyway?
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