Amy Winehouse is slated to perform at tonight's Brit Awards. She's reportedly going to sing alongside Jezebel-approved hottie, producer and DJ Mark Ronson. • Was Paris Hilton banned from the Oscars? It's unclear, but the quotes from the anonymous source are awesome: "She's tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity." HAHA WHAT DIGNITY??? • Ann Coulter's credit card? Denied! The conservative crazy had her card rejected at the supermarket in Palm Beach. [USA Today, DListed, Page Six]