Okay, sure. Miss Piggy. But Jabberjaw? Whatever. This list is amusing, but leaves out my picks: Care Bear and Henrietta Pussycat.
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Ew — "Patti Mayonnaise?!" Fucking really?! What a horrifying visual.
Now, "Pretty Bit" and "Chuckle Patch" — that I can get into.