We May Rethink That Trip to Alabama.

We were all set to hit Bombingham Birmingham, Alabama later this month to visit our good friends and our godkids, who’ve been stationed in the southern city for a better part of a year. We’ve heard great things about Birmingham despite its hateful, violent past: great parks, great food, and a kick-ass civil rights museum.

Then we read this.

Not that we were planning on bringing — or buying — any sex toys on our trip (we took a break from them after we burned out our Hitachi Magic Wand 2 years ago), but it’s only a little over 40 years after the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing and Alabama judges consider themselves the authority on public morality? Puhleeze.