We were all set to hit Bombingham Birmingham, Alabama later this month to visit our good friends and our godkids, who've been stationed in the southern city for a better part of a year. We've heard great things about Birmingham despite its hateful, violent past: great parks, great food, and a kick-ass civil rights museum.

Then we read this.

Not that we were planning on bringing — or buying — any sex toys on our trip (we took a break from them after we burned out our Hitachi Magic Wand 2 years ago), but it's only a little over 40 years after the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing and Alabama judges consider themselves the authority on public morality? Puhleeze.