We've never really liked Keira Knightley. We see her as that girl from school who would be really nice and friendly to you until a boy came along and then she would completely ignore you, and make fun of you, and then the minute the boy was gone, she'd be all friendly again. You know?

And we like her even less now:

Bitch leaves her house with no make-up on and actually looks okay.

Still, we'll always have Pam.