When it was first announced that the Academy Awards would be introducing a new category for Outstanding Achievement in Popular Film, film fans were notably irate. The new category was not just confusing but also potentially demeaning, implying that popular films (assumedly blockbusters, but I guess they could be anything, from romcoms to action movies) aren’t Best Picture fare. Personally, I think the only films nominated for popular films should be Vines.
Everyone knows Vines are excellent. They are immensely popular, yet decidedly experimental when you think about the fact that they’re seven seconds. We know a Best Picture nominee must be feature-length, but eligibility requirements for the popular film category have yet to be released. And so, I’m holding out hope.
1. He Fell for 9 Seconds
2. I Think I Know More About American Girl Dolls
3. I Can’t Swim
4. Lawn Mower Vine
5. A Potato Flew Around My Room
6. Golden Girls Gospel Remix (Full Song) [Editors note: Not a Vine but who gives a shit]
7. Not being too shady but honestly so ready PEACE OUT
8. WOW
9. Chloe Lmao’s Take On Me
10. Back At It Again At Krispy Kreme
11. Today’s Forecast
12. You’re Not My Dad
13. Cat Sneak Attack
14. Barbie Into Fire
15. I Got My Hate Blockers On
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16. Kid Gets Hit With Basketball
17. What Up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I Never Fucking Learned How to Read
18. My Boo Vine
19. Goosebumps Tribute [Editors note: Not technically Vine but, again, I don’t give a shit]
19. Give Me Your Fucking Money
20. Do It For the Vine
