10 Candles to Make Your House a New Circle of Hell

10 Candles to Make Your House a New Circle of Hell

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With more people working from home, many are no doubt looking to cozy up their apartments with some scented candles. Lucky for you Jezebel has rounded up some candles that will make your home feel awful. Enjoy!

Pop Culture Reporter, Jezebel

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Yankee Candle’s Apple Pumpkin

Yankee Candle’s Apple Pumpkin

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Yankee Candle’s Apple Pumpkin

It smells like one of those 24/7 Christmas stores—one which you can never escape.

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A Beefy Male Prayer Candle For Making Roommates Uncomfortable and For You to Finally Have Male Company

For the single ladies.

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A Microbrew-Scented Candle

A Microbrew-Scented Candle

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A Microbrew-Scented Candle

I’m good, thanks.

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Raspberry Danish Twist Candle To Mimic the Baking You’re Not Doing

Raspberry Danish Twist Candle To Mimic the Baking You’re Not Doing

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Screenshot: Walmart

Raspberry Danish Twist Candle To Mimic the Baking You’re Not Doing

You’re not making rustic sourdough and cakes at home and that’s okay.

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A Realistic Baby Head Candle to Witness Your Breakdown

A Realistic Baby Head Candle to Witness Your Breakdown

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A Realistic Baby Head Candle to Witness Your Breakdown

You’ll wake up in the middle of the night only to swear you heard someone whisper “mommy?” in the corner of your dark bedroom.

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A ‘Champagne Toast’ Candle to Remind You of All the Parties You Can’t Go to Now

A ‘Champagne Toast’ Candle to Remind You of All the Parties You Can’t Go to Now

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Screenshot: Bath & Body Works


A ‘Champagne Toast’ Candle to Remind You of All the Parties You Can’t Go to Now

Never stay home again.

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A Manly “Ivy League” Candle Do I Need to Say More

A Manly “Ivy League” Candle Do I Need to Say More

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Screenshot: Colonial Candle

A Manly “Ivy League” Candle Do I Need to Say More

One whiff and you’ll want to share your SAT scores 10 years after the fact.

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Whatever This Is

Whatever This Is

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Whatever This Is

You want an escape, don’t you?

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Discontinued Victoria’s Secret Cinnamon Candle Selling for Nearly $60 on Ebay

Discontinued Victoria’s Secret Cinnamon Candle Selling for Nearly $60 on Ebay

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Discontinued Victoria’s Secret Cinnamon Candle Selling for Nearly $60 on Ebay

Vintage!

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Regular-Ass Tea Lights With No Space or Surface In Your Apartment to Put Them

Regular-Ass Tea Lights With No Space or Surface In Your Apartment to Put Them

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Screenshot: Crate & Barrel

Regular-Ass Tea Lights With No Space or Surface In Your Apartment to Put Them

It’s what you deserve

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