It's really hard to get away with anything on Big Brother thanks to the "live feeds" component of the show, which gives subscribers 24/7 access to the cameras in the habitat. Still, people are human, and to go 100 days without masturbating, it must be really, really hard (that's what she said).

So it was kind of a comedic moment this week when House Guest Spencer tried to jerk it under the covers in the dark while pretending to go to sleep. The only problem was that the mechanized camera mount—that allows producers to remotely scan the room—was so loud when switching its aim, that he realized he'd been caught in the act. He still wasn't deterred, and continued with his business before the producers made the call to cut away to another room. (They weren't so kind when a contestant rubbed one out in the shower three years ago.)