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#artsandcrafts
Gobble, Gobble, Toil And Trouble: 4 Celebrity Hand Turkeys
Happy Thanksgiving! So: I made you guys some hand turkeys — but these are no ordinary birds. More » - Yesterday - November 25, 2009
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#fameballs
White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama's first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal measure. [Gawker] -
#tyrant
Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
Want to lose your appetite before Thanksgiving? Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag claimed that sex with husband Spencer Pratt produces 30 orgasms per session. Tyra asked her how that was possible, and Heidi, motioning with her hands, referenced Spencer's "equipment." More » -
#bigbirds
Stick A Fork In It
...if you're a meat-eater that is. Consider this an open thread for your commenting enjoyment until the next one, going up on Friday evening. Happy holiday to all. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#tweetbeat
Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free people on earth," and Kelly Bensimon loves real people, whether they're fictional or not. More »
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#oldiesbutgoodies
Luckily For All The "Real Men" Out There...
Even the skinniest of minnies will be putting on plenty of "firm, attractive inches" this weekend! [DietChronicles] -
#bringiton
Is Cheerleading A Sport?
As colleges skew more female, they're looking for ways to comply with Title IX without eliminating men's sports. One solution: classify cheerleading as a sport. But is this bad for female athletes? More » -
#meatymatters
30% Less Meat Healthier For Hearts, Planet
In industrialized countries, cutting meat consumption by just 30% would not only reduce greenhouse gases but also cut heart disease deaths by 17%. Tofurky, anyone? [Reuters] -
#clips
Carrie Fisher Faces Criticism From Paul Simon, Star Wars Fans
Last night on Letterman Carrie Fisher discussed her divorce from Paul Simon, saying it's "trippy" to "turn on the radio and hear yourself complained about in song." She also doesn't recommend Googling yourself "without lubricant." Clip at left. -
#printedmatters
In The Internet Age, Does Anyone Still Like Catalogs?
…Besides me, of course? Greg Beato wrote a piece for Reason titled, "Where The Consumer Is King: In Praise Of Mail-Order Catalogs." He writes, "It seems that old-fashioned mail-order catalogs will soon be as extinct as the PalmPilot." Sad! More » -
#leftovers
On The Shelf: Hillary Vs. Sarah • Study: Police Ignore Rape Claims If Victim Is Drunk
• Sad, sad news: Going Rogue beat Hillary Clinton's memoir in sales with 700,000 to Clinton's 600,000. However, the awesome Secretary of State received a much bigger advance of $8 mil, while Palin was only offered five. • More » -
#drivemycar
On Gender, Feminism, And Driving
I might as well admit it: I really hate driving. And while I've come to terms with some other enmities (cleaning, skiing), this one still makes me feel bad because it's just so gendered. More » -
#huffingtonpostsexist
Weekly Standard Discovers HuffPo's Nip-Slip Sexism
Conservative columnist Mary Katharine Ham is disgusted by The Huffington Post's page-view strategy: "Somehow it's hard to take HuffPo's rant about Neanderthal Stupak-amendment supporters seriously when it's right next to Rihanna's exposed nipple and some D-lister's leaked sex tape." True. More » -
#weightymatters
Surprisingly, TV Reality Show Not Healthiest Path To Weight Loss
In news that should shock exactly no one, being on The Biggest Loser may not be a great way to achieve healthy, lasting weight loss. But it is a great way to pee blood! More » -
#whatwomenwant
“I Want To Feel Horny. I Want To Want.
What women want - aka, female sexual desire - is a fraught issue in the mental health community. Also: Raisins. More » -
#baublesbanglesandbeads
Can You Wear Them In The Shower?
Otherwise, these colored-pencil rings, by artist Maria Christina Bellucci, are absolutely amazing. [RGS] -
#coolworld
'Til Battery Death Do Us Part: Man Marries Video Game Character
When a man known by user name Sal9000 married Nene Anegasaki, a video game character in the popular dating sim Love Plus, the geek blogosphere responded with jokes and questions into Sal9000's sanity. But is he on to something? More » -
#viewaskew
The View: Joy Behar's Big Mouth Keeps Letting Secrets Slip
This morning on The View, the gals were discussing who might fill Oprah's time slot once she leaves next year. Joy Behar said, "Sarah Palin…you were saying, Barbara. Or was I not supposed to say that?" More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. More »
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#noboysallowed
Pros And Cons: The Delivery Room As Man-Free Zone
One guy (okay, doctor) asks, "Could men be more of a hindrance than a help in the delivery room? More » -
#wii
Nintendo Boasts 9 Million Player Advantage Among Female Console Gamers
The president of Nintendo of America wasn't counting girls playing DS, moms playing PCs or sisters dabbling with the family's Wii when he announced that there are more than 11 million females in the Americas who play consoles. [Kotaku] -
#shadesofgrey
"For Me, Pornography Is Performing": Sasha Grey On Sex, Work, Communication
Despite claims that her opinions are worthless because she does porn, Sasha Grey has a long and insightful interview with Dazed Digital about acting, relationships, sex, and prostitution.
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#lookout
When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl's neck. Schoolyard attacks plague innocent children. Where are our vampire-protectors when we really need them? [Gawker] -
#criticalmass
The Princess And The Frog Is Full Of Magic
The Princess and the Frog is finally here! How does it measure up? After the jump, critics weigh in on Disney's first Black princess. More »
