In today’s Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono sends some love, Jaden Smith does a thing and Dolly Parton discovers emojis.

Five women were arrested in Victorville, California on Thursday morning after authorities found 20 children and 20 dogs in a home they described as “uninhabitable.”

I love nothing more than a good anti-bacterial scrub under scalding water, getting into every crack and crevice, prying under each nail bed, slapping and clapping my sudsy hands until they’re lobster red, then standing by the bathroom door until some rube turns the shit-smeared knob for me. Too bad that a lot of the…

NBC is hard at work on a “sexy” new take on Oliver Twist with, get this: A hot chick instead of an adolescent filth waif. “It’ll be like 2 Broke Girls, but if Kat Dennings slept in horse manure instead of a huge Williamsburg loft, and if Beth Behrs were a rat,” the producers shriek, snorting a line off a prostrate…

Paris Hilton is tweeting (and ‘gramming, and snapping) from Burning Man. Below is an imagined retelling of her experience as a citizen of Black Rock City.

Ikea has recently unveiled plans for The Dining Club, a restaurant in Shoreditch, London where diners can, under the supervision of a chef, cook dinner for a large party of friends. What’s next? A warehouse style furniture store where you’re forced to spend the entire day walking around and fighting with your…

The Daily Mail is a trash paper whose highest purpose is to mop up cat urine, but this headline caught my eye:

Very Specific Playlists is a recurring feature in which Jezebel staffers make very specific Spotify playlists based on their weird proclivities.

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The Harvard Business Review recently shared a study about the dynamics of gender’s intersection with race when it comes to asking for raises in the workplace, and women across the board lose out.

On Friday, Lena Dunham’s Lenny newsletter published a conversational interview with Dunham’s friend, the actress and comedian Amy Schumer. It’s a cringeworthy read: Here mostly to promote Schumer’s new book, it exemplifies the self-involvement and frequent hypocrisy which has generally left me cold on Dunham’s…

A 21-year-old woman in the small town of Hawley, Pennsylvania is facing life in prison for selling heroin to a person who then died of an overdose. Brittany Ann Banscher is being charged under a new initiative that’s aggressively targeting heroin trafficking in Pennsylvania. It’s part of a growing number of states…

Proving she is one of those special artists who’s “bigger in Vatican City,” my Snapchat superstar and host of the upcoming America’s Next Top Model reboot will perform for His Holiness Pope Francis (among others) this weekend “at an event honoring the canonization of Mother Teresa.”

A recent study published in the Journal of Adolescent Health found that “improvements in contraceptive use” have accounted for a notable dip in teen birth and pregnancy rates over the past decade.

It is rather appropriate that Labor Day is approaching us, because my back is sore from the hard labor of carrying the weight of imbecilic uses of shade. There were so many horrific shade abuses this week it was truly difficult to pick only a few.

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On her new Stax Records tribute album, MEmphis Rock & Soul, Melissa Etheridge covers The Staple Singers’ 1971 crossover hit Respect Yourself, and it’ll get you pumped. We’re excited to premiere it here, below.