Be Afraid: I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Getting a Reboot

I first saw "I Know What You Did Last Summer" at the $1.75 Tanforan movie theater in San Bruno, California. It was the day after a holiday and I yelped so loudly at the end (you know what I'm talking about), that my friend Jukey made fun of me on the ride home. Now, we'll all be able to relive that magic again. » 9/15/14 9:30pm Today 9:30pm

Inviting Spanking Advocates to Apply "Discipline" to Rest of Society

Children. They remain the last group of human beings in our society where you can hit, humiliate, and molest them and still have a signification portion of the population pause and say such tactics are up for "debate." In all three of these scenarios, the perpetrators are very quick to dress up their actions in acts… » 9/15/14 9:02pm Today 9:02pm

Adrian Peterson Accused Of Beating Another Son, Leaving Facial Scar

Adrian Peterson has already been indicted on charges he beat one of his children, and a new report from KHOU alleges that he beat another. KHOU reports the mother of a different four-year-old son of Peterson's filed a report with Child Protective Services because of a beating the Vikings running back gave the child. » 9/15/14 8:54pm Today 8:54pm

'Bumpie' Is the Pregnancy Bump-Selfie Combo of Your Nightmares

It's hard to blame a lady for wanting to document her pregnancy. Growing a new person inside your tummy is probably one of the most insane-yet-somehow-natural things a woman can do, so it's understandable if she wants to snap some pics throughout the process. The only time she should ever be judged is if she refers to… » 9/15/14 7:00pm Today 7:00pm

Vivienne Westwood Backs Scottish Independence at London Fashion Week

Now that New York Fashion Week has ended, London Fashion Week is in full swing. Over the weekend, Vivienne Westwood showed a collection that looks like the wardrobe of a school play about pirates that's been half-foraged from a lost and found. But it has a political message: by affixing "YES" pins to several of the… » 9/15/14 6:40pm Today 6:40pm

Reminder: Police Suck At Handling Campus Rape Allegations, Too

By now, it's an established fact that college administrations are utterly inept at handling sexual assault allegations. For all those well-intentioned humans out there who think the best solution is to leave such cases in the hands of local law enforcement: turns out, the police are pretty damn terrible at… » 9/15/14 6:00pm Today 6:00pm

​Outlander Recap, Episode Six: Black Jack Randall Is a Damn Nightmare

This week on Outlander, not much happened except Claire's little hands-out genealogical expedition made a hard right turn and went careening off a cliff, when she discovered that her husband's ancestor, Black Jack Randall, is a sadistic nightmare human who finds it "very freeing!" to kick women. Cool relatives, Frank. » 9/15/14 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

Blossom Wants to Know, What Is An Ariana Grande?

Blossom, aka The Big Bang’s Amy Farrah Fowler, isn’t into Ariana Grande. Mayim Bialik, the actress behind both of those characters, asked a few questions regarding the tiny songstress in a new blog, namely 'What is an Ariana Grande?' » 9/15/14 4:40pm Today 4:40pm

Whether You Say 'Um' or 'Uh' Is Based on Where You Were Raised

Ummmmm, hey, uh, you know how when you talk you kind of say "um" or "uh" a lot? Don't feel bad about about it because, like, everybody does it, but as it turns out, some people say "uh" more and others rely more heavily on "um." And the difference in preference is more than likely regional. » 9/15/14 4:20pm Today 4:20pm