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#lawandorder
Prosecutor In Amanda Knox Trial Pushes For Life In Prison
After seven hours of closing arguments, the prosecutor in the Amanda Knox trial has rested his case, stating that he believes Knox and her ex-boyfriend, Rafael Sollecito, should both spend life in prison should they be convicted of murder. More » -
#clips
Will We Be Seeing Tina Fey On SNL Tonight?
Tina Fey recently did a bit of her Sarah Palin impression during the Ad Council Annual Dinner. With the 30 Rock ratings struggling, do you think she'll show up for a Going Rogue skit during tonight's SNL? [CBS] -
#keepingupwiththejones
Liz Jones Turns In Her Recession Woes Piece, But Will It Change Anything?
After realizing her insane spending habits, which include a "£26,000 bat sanctuary," are to blame for her enormous debts, Liz Jones decided to try to live on £64.30 (or roughly $106) per week...and she actually learned something. Sort of. More » -
#breaking
Senator Landrieu She'll Vote To Push Health Care Bill Forward
Senator Mary Landrieu has announced that she will vote in yes on a procedural vote being held this evening in the Senate; the vote will determine whether or not the health care bill will go forward in the Senate. [WSJ] More » -
#badvertising
Ladies, It's Your Fault That The Perverted Bubbles In Your Shower Exist
The folks at Method soap believe that you deserve to know everything about the chemicals you place in your shower. And if you don't, well, then you deserve to be sexually harassed by a group of perverted bubbles. More » -
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#videobreakdown
Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
Oh, dear. Jennifer Lopez's new video, "Fresh Out The Oven," is now online and seems to take much of its inspiration from Leighton Meester's sexyface crapfest of a few weeks ago, "Somebody To Love." Let's break it down, shall we? More » -
#twihards
Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage
While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds. More » -
#dirtbag
Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
- Yesterday - November 20, 2009
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#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
Superfudge! Otherwise known as the title of a Judy Blume book or, the fancy version of a popular supermarket candy given its due thanks to National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. Dig in - see you Monday. [Nibble] More » -
#tweetbeat
Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More »
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#fashionshow
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself
You want pageantry? You want SEXXXY? At the Victoria's Secret fashion show, you'll get it, along with a touch of Lil' Abner, a jot of Xanadu, and a whole lotta weird - whether you want it or not. More »
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#fashionshoah
Inflight Mag Apologetic Over Holocaust Memorial Fashion Shoot
EasyJet has apologized for a fashion shoot at the Berlin Holocaust Memorial that appeared in their inflight magazine. So much for all that academic handwringing about the aestheticization of the Holocaust. More » -
#xxx
On Leaving Porn, Smiling.
Porn star Penny Flame is now Jennie Ketcham, a transition she's documenting: More » -
#clips
Gabby Sidibe's Emotional Audition For Precious
Gabourey Sibide was on Oprah today, and brought with her some footage from when she auditioned for Precious director Lee Daniels. She nailed it, obviously. -
#classrage
Young, Rich People In D.C. Feel Guilty About Youth, Riches
Anyone who's seen the masterpiece of documentary filmmaking Born Rich knows that with great wealth comes great tsuris: and especially in this economy! Oy, the guilt! More » -
#leftovers
Lebanese Singer Sued For Racist Lyrics • Crowd Boos Sarah Palin At Book Signing
• Haifa Wehbe, a famous Lebanese pop singer, has come under fire for singing a song with racist lyrics. The song is from a children's album, and includes the line: "Where is my teddy bear and my Nubian monkey?" • More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
#raperape
What's Being Taught In College Rape Prevention Programs?
Asking men to visualize being raped is a graphic way to prove a point-but is it an effective strategy to prevent assault? College campuses around the country are beginning to adopt prevention programs and a new article examines their tactics. More » -
#photoshopofhorrors
Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
Although Demi Moore has denied that her W cover was dramatically Photoshopped to accidentally remove part of her hip, a photographer who also noticed it is calling bullshit... to the tune of $5,000. More »
