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Yesterday - July 30, 2010

#tweetbeat

JWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of Jail

Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww is live Tweeting as she bails Snooki out of jail, Teri Hatcher is scary, and Lady Gaga is cooking. More »

07:30 PM

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By Tracie Egan Morrissey

#dirtbagafterdark

Snooki Arrested For Being Drunk & Disorderly

Snooki was arrested this afternoon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for disorderly conduct. "J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house," says a source. "But Snooki was out of control and seemed drunk."

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07:12 PM

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By Margaret Hartmann

#higoodbye

Stick A Fork In Robert Korzeniowski

What, you don't know this guy? He's the legendary Polish racewalker! He won four gold medals! Now he's retired and celebrating his 42nd birthday. Too random for you? Okay. It's Emily Brontë's big posthumous day, too. Now have at it.

07:02 PM

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By Jessica Coen

#weddingofthecentury

BREAKING: Bill Clinton Is At His Own Daughter's Wedding

The Insider is touting its "interview" with Bill Clinton, which is comprised of a reporter bum-rushing him on a Rhinebeck street and asking what Chelsea was doing to prepare. "I don't know, I've been out here!" MUST CREDIT THE INSIDER.

06:49 PM

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By Irin Carmon

#signsofthetimes

The Special Language Of Wedding Announcements

The new site Wedding Credential lets users search New York Times wedding announcements by word. While names of Ivy League schools are no surprise, New York Magazine has discovered more unusual terms, including "Jersey Shore," "vampire," "iCarly," and "penis."

06:38 PM

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By Margaret Hartmann

#snapjudgment

Jessica Biel Is A Team Player In Germany

[Berlin, July 29. Actress Jessica Biel poses for photographers on the red carpet at the Germany Preview of 'The A-Team.' Image via Getty]

06:33 PM

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By Katy Kelleher

#fortherecord

Classical Music Will Give You An Orgasm, We Swear

At least, that's the message of these album covers. Alternatively: Sex sells everything. More »

06:22 PM

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By Katy Kelleher

#mixedbag

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, James Franco plummets to his death on General Hospital, Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen reenact a Real Housewives scene, and dogs that sniff butts for cancer. More »

06:16 PM

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By Tracie Egan Morrissey

#menatwork

Jimmy Fallon Allegedly "Prefers To Take Direction From A Woman"

Jimmy Fallon's former stage manager is accusing him of discrimination, saying Fallon fired him because he wanted a woman for the job instead. More »

05:52 PM

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By Anna North

#revenge

Lindsay Lohan Shoots Paparazzi with Guns in Comedy Sketch

With her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet visible on her ankle, Lindsay Lohan smiles and poses like Marilyn Monroe over a sidewalk grate—then whips out two handguns and "settles the score with the media." The ShamWow guy is there, too. [Gawker]

05:46 PM

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By Maureen O'Connor

#leftovers

Click here to read Spielberg And Streisand <i>Might</i> Make It To That Thing This Weekend

Spielberg And Streisand Might Make It To That Thing This Weekend

Chelsea Clinton's wedding is the single most important thing to happen to Rhinebeck since Henry Hudson sailed up river. But who is coming to the party? The Daily Beast has the answers:

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05:35 PM

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By Katy Kelleher

#notablequotable

The World's Classiest Pickup Line

One of our readers was at an Ani DiFranco concert when a, um, suitor slipped her this note. Wrong venue, dude.

05:26 PM

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By Anna North

#americanappalling

American Apparel's Bankruptcy Is Inevitable

Things have gone from bad to worse for the pants-optional C.E.O. and his t-shirt company. To put it nicely, it's highly probable that the retailer will go bankrupt — and soon. Bluntly: American Apparel is probably fucked. Here's why. More »

05:05 PM

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By Jenna Sauers

#webapps

Change Your Account's Gender in Web Services to Avoid Annoying Advertisements

The great (and sometimes annoying) thing about the internet is that most web services attempt to tailor their ads to you. Reader Defunctfrenzy, though, found that he actually got better ads by switching his gender in his account settings. [Lifehacker]

05:00 PM

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By Whitson Gordon

#snapjudgment

Kim Kardashian Is Picking Up What You're Putting Down

[Hollywood, July 30. Kim Kardashian eyes something she seems to like while La La Vasquez attempts to keep her footing outside Katsuya. Image via Splash.]

04:57 PM

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By Katy Kelleher

#drivemycar

Beauty Conscious Car Moisturizes Your Skin While You Drive

Nissan announced its new models will feature breathable Vitamin C moisturizer pumped through the A/C. Plus! Speedometers will give birthday reminders. It's part of Nissan's effort to enhance its cars' "emotional aspect." You know, for chicks.

04:42 PM

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By Margaret Hartmann

#commenterquips

Reader Roundup: Are You There God-Fearing Americans? It's Me, Sarah

According to today's best comments, Sarah Palin is one cheeseburger short of a Happy Meal. More »

04:30 PM

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By Margaret Hartmann

#realhousewives

The Stigma Of Being A Housewife

Housework has always been a sticky spot for feminists. To some, it's a prison from which women have to free themselves. For others, including countless stay-at-home moms and professional domestic workers, it is work that has never earned adequate respect. More »

04:14 PM

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By Elissa Strauss

#barbieworld

Barbie Calendar Ruins Your Childhood Memories (Mild, Doll-Related NSFW)

Two Argentine advertising students designed this Pirelli-esque Barbie calendar. Their intended market? 8-year-old boys. We're not sure if unclothed Barbies count as NSFW, but those who don't work in doll hospitals can see the calendar in its full-sized glory below. More »

04:00 PM

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By Sadie Stein

#theidiotbox

We're Emotionally Invested In This New Funny Lady Show

File under ridiculously exciting: Lizzy Caplan (Party Down, True Blood, Mean Girls) is co-developing an adaptation of Julie Klausner's funny, dirty, feminist memoir, with Will Ferrell's production company for HBO. And Julie just told us a little more about it. More »

03:43 PM

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By Irin Carmon

#scrooges

Three Fun Facts About The Super-Rich

Rich people have been in the news a lot this week (like every other week). And we've learned some new things about them. For instance, they are mean. Also, the lady-rich crave a personal touch. More »

03:32 PM

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By Anna North

#finelines

Help Judy Blume Cast The Tiger Eyes Movie

03:15 PM

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#snapjudgment

Dramatic Dress Rules Australian Runway

[Perth, July 30. A model showcases a design by Aurelio Costarella on the catwalk during the StyleAid Perth Fashion Event 2010 at the Burswood Entertainment Complex in Perth, Australia. Image via Getty]

03:07 PM

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By Katy Kelleher

#roevworld

What You Need to Know About Abortions After The First Trimester

Even though most of us don't think we'll ever have an abortion, one in three of women in the U.S. will. If we do think about it, we often assume it'll happen early in the pregnancy. That's not always true. More »

02:49 PM

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By Steph Herold

#surrealitytv

Jill Biden To Rip Space-Time Continuum On Army Wives

02:32 PM

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#snapjudgment

Marky Mark Makes Out With His New Love

02:24 PM

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#girlsbestfriend

186-Carat Diamond Is Cursed

02:15 PM

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#dangerouscurves

Summer's Stupidest Driving Hazard: Short Skirts

A British car insurance company says male drivers have far more accidents in the summer than women do. The (alleged) reason: dudes are distracted by ladies' short skirts. More »

02:01 PM

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By Anna North

#dresscode

Dress Code: How To Shop Fast Fashion With Your Sanity Intact

There's a terrifying new Forever21 flagship in Times Square, which is intimidating to even the most seasoned shopper. And since a couple of people have asked for a Dress Code that tackles fast fashion, here we are. More »

01:45 PM

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#criticalmass

Hugh Hefner As A Rebel, Without The Sleaze

01:23 PM

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#snapjudgment

London's New Bike System Makes Us A Little Jealous

[London, July 30: A woman enjoys the new bike-rental system. It is hoped that the flagship cycling scheme will help build on the growth in cycle journeys taken on London's major roads. Image via Getty.]

01:15 PM

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By Jessica Coen

#cats

How To Make Super-Strong Catnip That's Like Kitty Crack

01:03 PM

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#snapjudgment

Kelly Ripa Opens Pretty Wide

12:56 PM

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#privacysettings

Woman Watches As Dell Techs Remotely Download Nude Pics Of Her

Says Consumerist, a CA woman "not only watched as a Dell tech support worker downloaded nude pics of her remotely...he also set up a website featuring the photos...then used her Dell credit card to buy stuff for another woman:" More »

12:40 PM

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By Sadie Stein

#imaletyoufinish

Noted Twitter Terrorist Kanye West Raps For Twitter Staff

12:28 PM

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#gonerogue

An Expert Analysis Of Sarah Palin's New Cover Design

Harper Collins has released the cover for Palin's new book, America by Heart. It will be available to deface come November. For now, we have to satisfy ourselves with judging just the image - with some help from the experts. More »

12:17 PM

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By Katy Kelleher

#ragtrade

Emily Blunt Politely Declines The Photoshop, Thanks

Emily Blunt told British Elle that Photoshop is over-used. "I don't like it when they stretch you out and make you all long and skinny. It makes you look like a Barbie. Who the hell looks like that?" [Elle UK]

More »

12:05 PM

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By Jenna Sauers

#lolcars

Firefighters Dismantle Police Car To Save Crafty Kitten

The Vienna Police spent all night chasing a cute kitten that eventually crawled into the chassis of their van. Undaunted, they called the fire department and slowly dismantled their vehicle until they were able to retrieve the still-adorable kitty. [Jalopnik]

12:00 PM

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By Matt Hardigree

#goodbadugly

A Day At The Races Brings Old-School Elegant Looks

Craving classic, old-school British summer glam? Look no further: Ladies Day at Glorious Goodwood brought out boldfaces and some very bold hats: More »

A Day At The Races Is Totally Old-School Elegant / celebrity

11:50 AM

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By Sadie Stein

#jerseyshore

Shore's Rumored Cokehead Possibly Identified

Click here to read <i>Shore</i>'s Rumored Cokehead Possibly Identified

A couple of months ago, a blind item came out about one of the Jersey Shore cast members having a bit of a booger sugar habit. After watching last night's season premiere, we're thinking it's Ronnie. More »

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