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#tweetbeat
Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More »
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#rollout
Cat Beats Down Dog While Riding A Roomba
In the clip at left, a cat chases her canine companion around on a Roomba and tries to scratch him as their owner sings "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. It's just more proof that rap promotes violence. [Buzzfeed] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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#huntclub
Female Hunter Says Women Can Be "Positive Ambassadors To The Non-Hunting World"
"It's easy to stereotype a male hunter [...]. But when you see a woman out there in the field, it's immediately difficult to categorize her, because she doesn't fit the mold." — female hunter Holly Heyser (not pictured) [Utne] -
#leftovers
"Don't Bring A Gun To A Snowball Fight" • Stolen Auschwitz Sign Recovered In Pieces
• A Washington D.C. police office was caught on video this weekend waving his gun at a large group of adults having a snowball fight. When confronted, he said he drew his gun, ''because I got hit with snowballs.'' More » -
#snapjudgment
Hold Me Closer, Tiny
DancerDita[Los Angeles, December 20. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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#ronnaandbeverly
Comedians Rally Around One-Night Shot For "Jewish Ab-Fab"
Showtime hasn't actually picked up the pilot of the Jenji Kohan-produced Ronna and Beverly, airing tonight, but the show's (female) comic duo and famous friends hope to create enough online buzz to change that. Advice: Jon Hamm appearances help. [Mediaite] -
#fucktheacademy
Mo' Nominations, Mo' Problems: Is Mo'Nique The Subject Of A Film Critic Hit Job?
Mo'Nique's turn in Precious was phenomenal — but much of the chatter on Hollywood blogs has surrounded her refusals to campaign for an Oscar — or pander to the academy. But does Mo'Nique have the right idea? More » -
#jerseyfresh
Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
Alyssa Milano—who has spoken out against MTV's Jersey Shore—has teamed up with Funny or Die to create her "evolution" into a "guidette." (But it actually looks a lot more like blackface.) Video below. [Funny or Die] More » -
#stalledout
On Coed Bathrooms And Showering With Guys
A student at Green Mountain College is suing the school because her dorm had only coed bathrooms — which reminds me of the year I showered with dudes. More » -
#photoshopofhorrors
Women Protest Ralph Lauren's Ridiculous Photoshop
Yesterday, around 30 protesters held a rally outside Ralph Lauren's NYC flagship to demand that the company stop using images of models who've been Photoshopped into unreality for its advertisements. Protest organizers said they even envision a legislative solution.
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#commenterquips
Reader Roundup
Starting the week off on the right foot, with the awesome and best comments of the day: More » -
#familyties
Oklahoma Couple Wants To "Return" Adopted Son
Today Good Morning America interviewed Melissa and Tony Wescott, who are fighting to return their adopted 11-year-old son to the state of Oklahoma because he has severe psychiatric problems. They say loving him now means "letting him go." More » -
#maghag
Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
Hollywood Life editor and former celeb-weekly queen Bonnie Fuller says of the celebrity gossip habit, "It's helping women. Of course it's healthy." More » -
#snapjudgment
Ready To Run With The Big Dogs
[Punta del Este, Uruguay; December 20. Image via INFDaily.]
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#lefacebookdivorce
How Facebook Is Ruining Lives, One Relationship At A Time
Facebook is the self-control killer, as many of us already know. But will it end your relationship? Some UK-based law firms believe the popular social networking site plays an increasing role in petitions for divorce. More » -
#lookofmormon
Big Love Returns In A Big Way
Season 4 of Big Love returns on January 10, and in this trailer, we see that Margie's home shopping business has taken off, Nicki's daughter is still around, and Bill has decided to run for Senator! More » -
#polls
Who Is the Hipster of the Decade?
Yea, we know the word "hipster" is played out. That's exactly why we need to pick a Hipster Champ of the past decade. So we can lay the whole damn thing to rest. Your candidates, below. Vote. If you want. [Gawker] -
#toystories
The Princess And The Frog Doll: A Hot Present & A "Symbol"
NPR's Guy Raz visited a Target in Washington, D.C. and checked up on sales of the doll based on Tiana from The Princess And The Frog. He says: More » -
#keepingtabs
Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
Between Jen and Brad's sexting, multiple Jolie-Pitts who never materialized, and the Obamas' baby, this was an exciting year in the tabloids. Too bad those stories were totally fake! Let's take a look back at all "news" that never was. More »
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#yourbodyisabattleground
Pregnant Servicewomen Now Face Jail Time
In what may be the worst military reproductive rights policy yet (and there's a lot of competition), one general has decided that soldiers under his command can be court-martialed and jailed for getting pregnant. More » -
#youwannabeontop
Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
If you live in New York and are between the ages of 18 and 26, that is. [Craigslist] -
#specialdelivery
Kendra Has A Baby
Last night's two-hour Kendra showed the weeks leading up to the reality star's birth of her son Hank Baskett IV. Kendra seemed squeamish, unsure, and gassy in the last few days of her pregnancy, feelings the audience shared watching it. More » -
#maghag
Retro Photoshop Of Horrors: The Mischa Barton Hand Job Of 2004
Our Photoshop of Horrors Hall Of Shame gallery prompted a reader who once worked for the now-defunct glossy mag Hollywood Life to send us the following message, regarding a 2004 cover and Mischa Barton's hand:
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#inexpertadvice
"Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
Among all the personae ex-escort Ashley Dupre could have adopted for her New York Post advice column, it appears she's chosen staggering banality. After the jump, her surprisingly vanilla views on marriage, sexy Santa outfits, and dicks. More » -
#shutup
News of First Major Progressive Legislation in 30 Years Enrages Liberals
Ugh. Shut up, bill-killing liberals. You know who has more liberal cred than all of you? Bernie Sanders, who secured $10 billion for community health and then voted for cloture. [Gawker] -
#expalinyourself
McCain Defends Palin's Blacked-Out Visor
"Sarah said she wanted to be a little bit incognito," said John McCain on Fox News yesterday, "Are we in such a world now... [with] all these issues that are going on... that we worry about Sarah Palin's visor?" [Politico] -
#inmemoriam
Alaina Reed Hall, Olivia From Sesame Street, Dies At 63
Alaina Reed Hall, who played Olivia for 12 years on the PBS kids' show, died on December 17 in Los Angeles. You may not know this, but Alaina Reed had an impressive career: More » -
#girlinterrupted
Brittany Murphy And The Hollywood Starlet Syndrome
Ultimately, an autopsy will determine how Brittany Murphy died. For now, we know enough about how she lived to detect some depressingly familiar themes about how she lived: needy, agitated, ever-shrinking, drawn to an apparently unsavory man as a protector.
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#clips
Meryl On Golden Globe Noms: "I'm Up Against That Bitch Meryl Streep"
Earlier today on Good Morning America, Meryl Streep talked about choosing between Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin in It's Complicated and another tough choice: Whether she'd rather win a Golden Globe for that film or Julie & Julia. -
#niptuck
"Botax" Out, Tan Tax In
After the American Medical Association complained that the health care bill's proposed 5% tax on elective cosmetic surgery discriminated against women, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid removed the "botax" in favor of a 10% tax on indoor tanning. [WSJ]
