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#gifted
The Best - And Worst - Gift I Ever Got
'Tis the season. Here are our greatest hits and lowest lows; what are yours? More » -
#pictureperfect
Ellen von Unwerth's Photographs Of Women Are Provocative, But Not Vulgar
Dazed Digital's Octavia Morris calls photographer Ellen von Unwerth's images "intimate" and "playful." And they are. But they're also incredibly sexy. Erotic. And yet: Not sleazy. Is it because she's a woman? (Some images NSFW) More » -
#poleposition
"The Threesome Of Foreplay": Couples And Strip Clubs
Fox News "sexpert" Yvonne Fulbright says a strip club is "a dimly-lit, somber, reserved experience with all eyes on the women" — which is why couples should totally go to one! After the jump: her insanely bad reasons. More » -
#tresstests
Still Working On The Flying Car
In the future, stylists will cut hair with robotic metal attachments on their fingers. And hair dye won't smell. Oh wait: The future is now! [Telegraph, Scientific American] -
#adollshouse
Welcome To The Dollhouse: Miniature Mayhem
The Kensington Dollshouse Festival bring out the crazy, and the crazy-tiny. I want to go to there. More » -
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#housekeeping
Searching for New Gawker Media Video Interns
Do your current obsessions include television, pop-culture, viral video, or social media? Then we want you to be a Gawker Media Video intern. [Gawker.TV] -
#coverlies
Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally.
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#videuhoh
Classy Les Moonves Just Told a CNBC Reporter He's Firing His Mother-in-Law on Live TV
In an interview Les Moonves did today with CNBC's David Faber, the CBS honcho off-handedly described the network's decision to cancel 54-year-old soap As the World Turns. Wonder if he knows Faber's mother-in-law has worked on the show for four decades? Awkward! [Gawker] -
#sexonskates
Levi Johnston On Being A Gay Icon: "It's Great"
Sarah Palin's near-son-in-law Levi Johnston was on Joy Behar's HLN talk show last night (along with Palin-hating blogger Andrew Sullivan), where he talked about the Palins' frosty home-life, his gay following, and gossip about the governor in his upcoming book. More » -
#badvertising
Ladyblog Commenters Ruin Everything, Parts 2-3
1) AdAge: Method was "probably right" to pull "Shiny Suds" video; but stop "spotting offense under every rock" already! 2) AdRants: "Cause groups and feminist blogging should be outlawed." Who's the free speech police now? [Shakesville, AdRants] -
#interiordesigns
Rose By Any Other Name: Swedes Rename The Hymen
Members of the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education have taken it upon themselves to rename the hymen. Its new moniker? "Vaginal Corona." More » -
#flowerchildren
"Orchid" Children: A New Way Of Looking At Genetics And Our Brains
Contemporary thinking has it that certain genes doom children to higher risk of depression, ADHD, and other difficulties. But in the right environment, these same genes may actually help kids thrive. More » -
#clips
First Female Citadel Cadet Reflects 15 Years Later
Though she's left the military, today on GMA Shannon Faulkner said fighting for admission to the Citadel was worth it because, "It's not for all women, but the fact that they have that choice. That's my prize." Clip at left. -
#thislittlepiggy
Daily Cavity
Someone should notify Daily Candy (and Paris Hilton) that living things aren't "accessories." Oh wait, someone has! [Gothamist] -
#allthesingleladies
The Allure Of Having Dinner With A Cardboard Man
BoingBoing's Lisa Katayama writes of a woman in San Francisco who walked into a restaurant, requested a table for two, and unfolded a three-foot cardboard cutout of a man, with whom she had dinner. Art project? Maybe. Or: Loneliness. More » -
#badvertising
Burger King's Edgy New Idea: Girl In A Burger Bikini
Burger King UK's campaign promoting its new breakfast involves watching a bikini-clad girl singing via "the world's first guilt free showercam." You know, as opposed to surreptitious ones you kinda feel bad about. "Viral videos": Same shit, new platform? More » -
#ragtrade
Victoria Beckham Expands Her Reach; Valentino Doc Financed On Credit Cards
- Victoria Beckham opens up to Women's Wear Daily about everything from the childhood bullying she endured to why she couldn't bring herself to tell Marc Jacobs she was starting a fashion line. Clearly, someone wants to be Taken Seriously:
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#clips
Eye Of The Tiger: Dave Letterman Not Afraid To Make Cheating Jokes
David Letterman came back from vacation last night and didn't let his own recent sex scandal hold him back from basically devoting his show to Tiger Woods's cheating "firestorm." The man is clearly enjoying this. More » -
#goodbadugly
The Lovely Bones? Lovely!
For a movie about a young girl who's raped and murdered, people sure looked happy at The Lovely Bones premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Rachel Weisz and Saoirse Ronan, in fact, looked amazing. And then there were the 90s flashbacks... More »
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#preachinprejean
Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite
Carrie Prejean has refused to appear at midnight at a Connecticut nightclub because the late hour conflicts with her religion. Says her mom, "her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation." [NYP] -
#dirtbag
Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
- Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."
- Yesterday - December 7, 2009
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#heroes
Who is the Hero Who Threw Tomatoes at Sarah Palin?
Currently, Jeremy Paul Olson languishes in a Minnesota jail for the crime of throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin today. Although he missed Palin's face, Jeremy struck a chord strung through the center of our heart: Who are you, brave tomato-thrower? [Gawker]
