Forget Curves. Abandon your Pilates class. The next big thing in lady-centric exercise is the "Vixen Workout." The venue is designed to look like a nightclub, you are encouraged to come made up and wearing sneaker wedges, and it involves dancing and screaming such affirmations as "Yes, I am sexy!"
A Zumba convention in Miami, Florida: could anything short of tripping balls on livestock-quality uppers at a children's carnival be more colorful and aggressively fun? Not after thieves made off with over a million and a half dollars worth of Zumba clothing!
The prurience of news gluttons everywhere has been graciously rewarded with word today that a super-secret, closed-door plea deal in the infamous Kennebunk, Maine Zumba prostitution palooza has failed and that the case will go to trial. Three cheers for lurid courtroom drama!
Twenty-nine-year-old Alexis Wright of Kennebunk, Maine, has been indicted on charges that she used her Zumba studio as a prostitution business. ABC News reports that Wright and her friend/business partner Mark Strong were allegedly running a brothel. There were video cameras in the studio, and police now have 100…