Dead Dudes We'd Have Sex With (When They Were Alive)

Esquire UK just released their special Dead Dudes Who Can Get It "Icons of Style" issue, featuring the beautiful visages of Paul Newman, James Dean, Jean-Paul Belmondo and Elvis. Being the horny thirst witches that we are, the covers got us thinking—what dead guys would we take to the bone zone, assuming, OF COURSE,… » 1/19/15 5:00pm 1/19/15 5:00pm

The 20 Most Revolting Special Effects Ever Created [NSFW]


Ever since Star Wars, the special effects industry has taken us to amazing new worlds and recharged our sense of wonder. It's also grossed us the frak out. Exploding heads, severed limbs, strange mutilations... Here are the 20 most disgusting special effects of all time. Warning: NSFW! » 11/27/14 1:49pm 11/27/14 1:49pm

Florida Senator Wants to Pass Zombie Apocalypse Bill

It takes a brave, bold lawmaker to tackle the tough issues. While most politicians are content to pander to their base, taking the middle ground on such non-controversial topics such as abortion or gay rights, some are moved solely by the passions of their convictions to take firm, decisive action. Sometimes a man… » 5/01/14 11:00am 5/01/14 11:00am

Super Dad Brad Pitt Will Save Us All in World War Z

The trailer for the long-awaited apoca-loco zombie flick World War Z features Brad Pitt embracing a different wife and kids than we're using to seeing him with. "I need answers," he says, as the world turns to shit, and I need answers, too: Where is Angelina? Where is Zahara? Helicopters crash, cities burst into… » 3/25/13 5:20pm 3/25/13 5:20pm

Do We Love Zombies Because We Hate Our Lives?

From TV (The Walking Dead) to movies (Warm Bodies) to video games (Plants Vs. Zombies), we're surrounded by dead-eyed, decaying undead creatures. In the early 2000s, it was clear that zombies were having a moment; that moment has lasted over a decade. And one researcher — Clemson University's Sarah Lauro — believes… » 3/11/13 4:00pm 3/11/13 4:00pm

Mokiki Is Manhattan’s Most Eligible Zombie Bachelor

The mysterious island of Manhattan is home to all kinds of strange creatures, including the reclusive Mokiki, a zombified former biological testing subject and the woman who falls in love with his hypnotic, slack-limb dances. And his venomous zombie vomit, don't forget that — nothing says, "Bear my zombie spawn" quite… » 11/11/12 12:00pm 11/11/12 12:00pm

Adorable Child Zombies Star in Best Family Portrait Ever

Do you remember posing for family photos as a kid? The stiff collars, the forced smiles, the photographer from JC Penney who keeps trying to cheer you up with jokes even though, at only 7, you're already way too old for that shit? Don't you think you think that maybe — possibly — you would have had a better time had… » 10/03/12 6:00pm 10/03/12 6:00pm

There Is No Miami Zombie Apocalypse, Just Mentally Ill People With No…

Attention, internet: Enough with the zombie apocalypse meme. ENOUGH. In general, I need you to stop talking to me about zombies, vampires, werewolves, unicorns, bacon, cupcakes, Chuck Norris if that's still happening, and "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." Stop. Make a new thing. But more specifically, please… » 5/31/12 6:00pm 5/31/12 6:00pm

Pro-Choice People Dream of a World Where All Babies Are Aborted, Says…

Just as zombies crave the delicious chewy flesh of the human brain, so too do pro-abortion rights people crave nothing more than to abort the shit out of every pregnancy. We're like hormonal teenagers. We'll abort anything that walks. All day we dream about abortion. At least, according to Mississippi Governor and… » 4/25/12 3:40pm 4/25/12 3:40pm

The Walking Dead Is Spreading Icky Morning-After Pill Myths

The Walking Dead, now in its second season, has riveted audiences with its tense undead action interspersed with human drama. Lately, though, the show's seeming ignorance of how the morning after pill works has been rubbing some viewers the wrong way. It should surprise approximately no one that a drama based on a… » 11/21/11 5:00pm 11/21/11 5:00pm

Zombie Ants Discovered In Rain Forest

In the Brazilian rain forest, scientists have discovered four species of fungus that can infect an ant, take over its brain, and force the insect to move to a location where it can spread spores. National Geographic has a disturbing slide show of zombie bugs, and one scientist says, "This potentially means thousands… » 3/06/11 11:13pm 3/06/11 11:13pm