Super Dad Brad Pitt Will Save Us All in World War Z

The trailer for the long-awaited apoca-loco zombie flick World War Z features Brad Pitt embracing a different wife and kids than we're using to seeing him with. "I need answers," he says, as the world turns to shit, and I need answers, too: Where is Angelina? Where is Zahara? Helicopters crash, cities burst into flames, … » 3/25/13 5:20pm 3/25/13 5:20pm

Do We Love Zombies Because We Hate Our Lives?

From TV (The Walking Dead) to movies (Warm Bodies) to video games (Plants Vs. Zombies), we're surrounded by dead-eyed, decaying undead creatures. In the early 2000s, it was clear that zombies were having a moment; that moment has lasted over a decade. And one researcher — Clemson University's Sarah Lauro — believes… » 3/11/13 4:00pm 3/11/13 4:00pm

Mokiki Is Manhattan’s Most Eligible Zombie Bachelor

The mysterious island of Manhattan is home to all kinds of strange creatures, including the reclusive Mokiki, a zombified former biological testing subject and the woman who falls in love with his hypnotic, slack-limb dances. And his venomous zombie vomit, don't forget that — nothing says, "Bear my zombie spawn" quite… » 11/11/12 12:00pm 11/11/12 12:00pm

Adorable Child Zombies Star in Best Family Portrait Ever

Do you remember posing for family photos as a kid? The stiff collars, the forced smiles, the photographer from JC Penney who keeps trying to cheer you up with jokes even though, at only 7, you're already way too old for that shit? Don't you think you think that maybe — possibly — you would have had a better time had… » 10/03/12 6:00pm 10/03/12 6:00pm

There Is No Miami Zombie Apocalypse, Just Mentally Ill People With No…

Attention, internet: Enough with the zombie apocalypse meme. ENOUGH. In general, I need you to stop talking to me about zombies, vampires, werewolves, unicorns, bacon, cupcakes, Chuck Norris if that's still happening, and "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." Stop. Make a new thing. But more specifically, please… » 5/31/12 6:00pm 5/31/12 6:00pm

Pro-Choice People Dream of a World Where All Babies Are Aborted, Says…

Just as zombies crave the delicious chewy flesh of the human brain, so too do pro-abortion rights people crave nothing more than to abort the shit out of every pregnancy. We're like hormonal teenagers. We'll abort anything that walks. All day we dream about abortion. At least, according to Mississippi Governor and… » 4/25/12 3:40pm 4/25/12 3:40pm

Our Favorite Mortician Does Not Care for Zombies!

This week, our pal Caitlin returns with episode six of Ask A Mortician, and declares: "Here's the thing about zombies: I don't care for them." Special guests in this clip include a vulture, a puppet, some maggots and Caitlin's mom. » 3/08/12 4:10pm 3/08/12 4:10pm

The Walking Dead Is Spreading Icky Morning-After Pill Myths


The Walking Dead, now in its second season, has riveted audiences with its tense undead action interspersed with human drama. Lately, though, the show's seeming ignorance of how the morning after pill works has been rubbing some viewers the wrong way. It should surprise approximately no one that a drama based on a… » 11/21/11 5:00pm 11/21/11 5:00pm

Zombie Video Game Trailer Follows Young Girl's Demise

On the heels of the commercial for Dead Space 2 — which sells you the video game by showing how much it horrifies and shocks the average mom — comes this gory yet beautifully done trailer for Dead Island. The blood-drenched clip isn't a noisy, frenzied attack of the senses like some video game ads. Instead, it follows … » 2/18/11 5:35pm 2/18/11 5:35pm