Zach Braff Is Wrong About Moist Things
In today's Tweet Beat, John Stamos remembers the old days, Laura Benanti is as cool as you thought and Zach Braff is just trolling.
Robert Pattinson Drove Riley Keough Around, So They're Obvs Doing It
Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it?
Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi
The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to an…
M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle
Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish…
The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder
NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm…
Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder
Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A source…
Lady Gaga's Former Personal Assistant Sues Her, Says She Was Treated…
When it comes to being a boss, Lady Gaga might be a big monster. Her former personal assistant, Jennifer O'Neill, is suing her, claiming she's owed $380,000 in unpaid overtime. The 41-year-old O'Neill described her job in court papers, saying basically that she was a slave to Lady Gaga's every whim. Among her…
The Clothes Are The Thing At Public Theater Gala
At the Delacorte Theatre's 2010 Public Theater Gala, guests like Liev and Naomi, David Schwimmer, Zach Braff, Lucy Liu, Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson got to watch Pacino perform. Then had to puzzle over his weird post-curtain outfit:
Royal Engagement Announcement To Come? Britney's Conservatorship To…
- Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.
Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
When Scrubs Meets CHiPs
[Los Angeles, CA. May 16. Image via INFDaily.]
Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
Zach Braff's Altered State; Rihanna's Team Feuding With Chris Brown & Co.
- A picture of Zach Braff smoking weed has surfaced. He's the next Michael Phelps! (Except for like, all the medals.) [Perez Hilton]
Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
- Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
- Kirsten Dunst has a obtained a restraining order against her stalker, who keeps showing up at her house. In the order, Kirsten states: "Mr. Smith's sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my …
Manic Pixie Dream Girls Are The Scourge Of Modern Cinema
The always-relevant Onion A.V. Club has coined a term for the type of movie girl-woman whom we've long despised: the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. The A.V. Club defines the MPDG as "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful…
Loose Lips
Potentially sad news: the National Enquirer is reporting that Patrick Swayze has an insidious form of cancer and has five weeks to live. If it's true, how awful. If it's not, WTF Enquirer. In possibly bad timing, Best Week Ever has The Top 20 Stupid Faces Made By Patrick Swayze in Ghost. But you know, laughter can be…
Mandy Moore Still Can't Believe How Lucky She Is Not To Be Dating Zach…
[February 12, Los Angeles. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.]
Zach Braff: It's Tough To Be A Douche On Christmas
[Los Angeles, CA; December 23. Image via INF.]