Lena Dunham Rewrites Snoop Dogg
In today's Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham cracks a joke, one blonde white lady really loves another blonde white lady and Sam, Zach Braff.
Zach Braff Will Give Your Kids Anxiety
In today's Tweet Beat, watch yo kids—Zach Braff is on the loose—Kim Kardashian confronts a man with an expressive face and who knew Dr. Ruth was such a big football fan?
Zach Braff's New Costar Steals the Scene
In today's Tweet Beat, please look at this nice picture of this gorgeous dog who allowed herself to be held by Zach Braff, Ingrid Michaelson knows how to live life right and Ansel Elgort is the youngest person on Earth still using the word "hooligan."
Susan Sarandon Channels Sandy Olsson
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In today's Tweet Beat, Susan Sarandon is serving some Sandy post-makeover realness, although YES, I'm sure this photo predates Grease, (Sandy Olsson Channels Susan Sarandon?) Judge Judy makes everyone happy and Zach Braff does something that makes me feel strange and uncomfortable.
I Re-Watched Garden State and Will Never Feel Again
When Garden State came out ten years ago, I was a 22-year-old naif who knew little of "critical thinking" or "not liking a movie just because it has kissing in it" or "maybe straight middle-class white guys have gotten to tell their stories enough times and there are many, many other stories that have never been told…
Willow Smith Has a Good Reason for Why Organic Food Should Be Cheaper
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In today's Tweet Beat, Willow Smith is apple picking, Ed Sheeran is feeling overwhelmed at airports and Zach Braff doesn't like the word "bae."
Zach Braff Releases His Own Fuck List
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In today's Tweet Beat, Zach Braff stays ahead of the rumor mill, Ellen Page and Megan Amram get new tats and Nick Carter and Joey Fatone are in an *NSYNC/BSB feud.
Zach Braff Is Wrong About Moist Things
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In today's Tweet Beat, John Stamos remembers the old days, Laura Benanti is as cool as you thought and Zach Braff is just trolling.
Robert Pattinson Drove Riley Keough Around, So They're Obvs Doing It
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Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it?
Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi
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The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to…
M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle
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Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish…
The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder
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NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm…
Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder
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Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A…
Lady Gaga's Former Personal Assistant Sues Her, Says She Was Treated…
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When it comes to being a boss, Lady Gaga might be a big monster. Her former personal assistant, Jennifer O'Neill, is suing her, claiming she's owed $380,000 in unpaid overtime. The 41-year-old O'Neill described her job in court papers, saying basically that she was a slave to Lady Gaga's every whim. Among her…
The Clothes Are The Thing At Public Theater Gala
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At the Delacorte Theatre's 2010 Public Theater Gala, guests like Liev and Naomi, David Schwimmer, Zach Braff, Lucy Liu, Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson got to watch Pacino perform. Then had to puzzle over his weird post-curtain outfit:
Royal Engagement Announcement To Come? Britney's Conservatorship To…
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- Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.
Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
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- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
When Scrubs Meets CHiPs
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[Los Angeles, CA. May 16. Image via INFDaily.]
Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
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- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
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- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?