In today’s Tweet Beat, I can get behind Lena Dunham’s dieting strategy (same for bananas), Jim Carrey seems happy and Zach Braff causes nightmares.

In today's Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham cracks a joke, one blonde white lady really loves another blonde white lady and Sam, Zach Braff.

In today's Tweet Beat, watch yo kids—Zach Braff is on the loose—Kim Kardashian confronts a man with an expressive face and who knew Dr. Ruth was such a big football fan?

In today's Tweet Beat, please look at this nice picture of this gorgeous dog who allowed herself to be held by Zach Braff, Ingrid Michaelson knows how to live life right and Ansel Elgort is the youngest person on Earth still using the word "hooligan."

In today's Tweet Beat, Susan Sarandon is serving some Sandy post-makeover realness, although YES, I'm sure this photo predates Grease, (Sandy Olsson Channels Susan Sarandon?) Judge Judy makes everyone happy and Zach Braff does something that makes me feel strange and uncomfortable.

In today's Tweet Beat, Willow Smith is apple picking, Ed Sheeran is feeling overwhelmed at airports and Zach Braff doesn't like the word "bae."

In today's Tweet Beat, Zach Braff stays ahead of the rumor mill, Ellen Page and Megan Amram get new tats and Nick Carter and Joey Fatone are in an *NSYNC/BSB feud.

In today's Tweet Beat, John Stamos remembers the old days, Laura Benanti is as cool as you thought and Zach Braff is just trolling.

Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it?

The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to an…

Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish…

NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm…

Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A…

When it comes to being a boss, Lady Gaga might be a big monster. Her former personal assistant, Jennifer O'Neill, is suing her, claiming she's owed $380,000 in unpaid overtime. The 41-year-old O'Neill described her job in court papers, saying basically that she was a slave to Lady Gaga's every whim. Among her…

At the Delacorte Theatre's 2010 Public Theater Gala, guests like Liev and Naomi, David Schwimmer, Zach Braff, Lucy Liu, Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson got to watch Pacino perform. Then had to puzzle over his weird post-curtain outfit: