Three-Year-Old Takes 677 Selfies in a Row Because This Is Life Now

Imagine you're a parent with a charming 3-year-old. From time to time, you allow said child to hold your phone and play with it because it's either that or listen to a screaming 3-year-old cry because they want to play with your phone. Imagine now that after you give your phone to your lovely child you discover she… » 12/16/14 10:55pm Tuesday 10:55pm

Why Are People So Obsessed With One Woman's Creepy Whispering Videos?

Maria is a 28-year-old YouTube star with hundreds of thousands of subscribers. Her video view numbers reach dizzying heights and people are addicted to her brand of charisma. But Maria doesn't sing or dance or even teach viewers how to put on makeup. She just whispers at them. And then she whispers some more. » 12/15/14 7:15pm Monday 7:15pm

This Bulldog Singing Frozen's 'Let It Go' Is The Meaning of Life

Philosophers, religious experts, scientists and drunk people on Twitter have pondered the meaning of life for eons. Why are we here? What is this world all about. I can tell you finally, because I am the only one who has figured it out. The meaning of life, the great mystery of why we exist, is for one reason and one… » 12/11/14 11:15pm 12/11/14 11:15pm

The Sad, Weird World of Unseen YouTube Videos

Embarrassing open mic nights, topical parodies, gaming tutorials—these are the YouTube videos we know. The ones we replay and the ones we send to our friends, coworkers, families, and everyone we know. But YouTube has another layer. One where view counts sit at zero and bizarre bits of film rot away in indifference.… » 10/20/14 2:18pm 10/20/14 2:18pm

Be Thankful This Lord of the Rings Fan Isn't Your Boyfriend

Everyone in a relationship knows that one of the biggest challenges is getting the other person come around to their quirky hobby or interest. For example, I am obsessed with hair expos. Why spend a weekend at home when you go to an expo and learn about the latest techniques in bang trimming? My boyfriend, on the… » 10/07/14 10:30pm 10/07/14 10:30pm

YouTube Community Scrambles to Address Its Creep Problem

Last week, popular YouTube prankster Sam Pepper was justifiably raked over the coals over a video that depicted him forcibly grabbing women's butts and laughing at it like a stoned child after a dental appointment. Days later, news reports raised some serious allegations against Pepper: that he also sexually abused… » 9/30/14 3:00pm 9/30/14 3:00pm

The New One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters

Earlier today, One Direction released "Steal My Girl," the first single off their new album Four. We at Jezebel collectively disliked it, but — recognizing that we are not the target audience for 1D — decided to let their fans defend the song by combining their YouTube comments into a single (incoherent) review. » 9/29/14 5:10pm 9/29/14 5:10pm